Basil Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They are Wholey holey Q: Let's go to that new shop, the... the.... Blast, I forgot its name; "Utterly Doughnuts" or something like that. A: Ye Olde Pasta Shoppe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let's go to that new shop, the... the.... Blast, I forgot its name; "Utterly Doughnuts" or something like that. A: Ye Olde Pasta Shoppe Q: What was the proposed name for an updated version of Dickens set in Medieval Italy ? A: All I told them was the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: All I told them was the truth Q: So why is the rabid mob trying to hang you until dead? A: I was elected in 1974. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why is the rabid mob trying to hang you until dead? A: I was elected in 1974. Q: What makes you think you are in tune with the youth of today ? A: They're trying to divide us on this and we can't let them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're trying to divide us on this and we can't let them Q: Why are you trying to get off the Table-saw? A: 25 or 6 times 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you trying to get off the Table-saw? A: 25 or 6 times 4. Q: How'd you get "either 100, or 24"? A: A handful of raisins, and a pint of Tabasco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd you get "either 100, or 24"? A: A handful of raisins, and a pint of Tabasco. Q: What raw materials finally proved that the writers of MacGuyver had finally run out of ideas ? A: Maybe you should ask yourself if your heart's still in it, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maybe you should ask yourself if your heart's still in it, too. Q: Yes, I know I protected my internal organs by storing them in a jar. But someone took my brain out of it. A: the storm strayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yes, I know I protected my internal organs by storing them in a jar. But someone took my brain out of it. A: the storm strayed. Q: What was the headline in the National Enquirer when the Invisible Woman cheated on Mr Fantastic with Dr Doom ? A: It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet Q: Have you ever heard of "The Game"? A: you thought of it. You change it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you ever heard of "The Game"? A: you thought of it. You change it. Q: Doesn't the Giant Baby need a new nappy ? A: You know, one is the loneliest number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital_lorax Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know, one is the loneliest number. Q: Can two be as sad as one? A: 4 zeppelins, 2 mad hatters, and BLT minus the tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can two be as sad as one? A: 4 zeppelins, 2 mad hatters, and BLT minus the tomatoes. Q: What does George Clooney keep in his bachelor pad ? A: I woke you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I woke you Q: WHat do you plan to do about the end of the world? A: I want you to write an e-mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat do you plan to do about the end of the world? A: I want you to write an e-mail Q) WHat now boss? A) Blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) WHat now boss? A) Blue. Q) Who on the NGD Boards is the secret Mastermind behind world domination, is the illegimate father of Zornwil, takes kickbacks from the Nixon administration and is obsessed with all things pink ? A) I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What is the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? A) A hole in the space-time continuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What is the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? A) A hole in the space-time continuum. Q) What is the Treasury's preferred solution to the budget deficit ? A) I think you're full of **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I think you're full of **** Q: Why don't you like me! Mr. Septic Tank? A; more than 500 people have died doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you like me! Mr. Septic Tank? A; more than 500 people have died doing it. Q: What exactly is wrong with being the head of the Safety In the Home committee ? A: It's three in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's three in the morning Q: How do you fit having sex 8 times a day into your schedule? Q: They started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you fit having sex 8 times a day into your schedule? Q: They started it. Q) Why did you label that last answer a question? A) It's dibilitating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It's dibilitating. Q) What are the effects on your writing when your spell checker commits suicide? A) The entire male population of Las Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) The entire male population of Las Vegas. Q: What won't you see on stage in a casino? A: they are lower than them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: they are lower than them. Q: How do the wossnames compare to the whachacallems? A: Nothing but dirty plates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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