Tim Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It made me look fat. Q: This is the north Atlantic and our ship is sinking. Why did you take off your lifevest? A: pope-sicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: pope-sicle Q: The body of John Paul II has been cryogenically preserved. What is it called? A: But the menu said "fresh today". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The body of John Paul II has been cryogenically preserved. What is it called? A: But the menu said "fresh today". Q: Why exactly did you grope the waitress ? A: Yeah, I'm looking for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' I'm looking for him.[/quote'] Q: So you haven't found that runaway Invisible Man yet? A: You must tbe thinking with the wrong head, CaptainI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You must tbe thinking with the wrong head, CaptainI Q: Trillian, we are being chased by the Zorgons. Report to my quarters in a sexy teddy. A: We lost 3000 people in Wal Mart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Trillian, we are being chased by the Zorgons. Report to my quarters in a sexy teddy. A: We lost 3000 people in Wal Mart. Q) Why does everyone have tracking devices? We're going to Denny's. A) It was probably a bad Idea to have the Scorpions tour with Poison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It was probably a bad Idea to have the Scorpions tour with Poison. Q. Where did all these dead heavy metal fans come from? A. No, and that's why I'm not going to Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A. No' date=' and that's why I'm not going to Cleveland.[/quote'] Q: Hey, The Scorpions and Poison are doing a concert in Cleveland. Are you a fan? A: So when it twisted sideways, its head came off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, The Scorpions and Poison are doing a concert in Cleveland. Are you a fan? A: So when it twisted sideways, its head came off Q: Exactly what happened when the Cyberman went disco dancing ? A: I had an appointment for a pelvic examination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I had an appointment for a pelvic examination Q: How did you manage to get off of the assault & battery charge? A: But the peanut butter had gone soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you manage to get off of the assault & battery charge? A: But the peanut butter had gone soft. Q: Was there any real need to throw stale bread at Martha Stewart ? A: No, don't bother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, don't bother Q: Do you want to gothru with this brain transplant? A: that is a big collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you want to gothru with this brain transplant? A: that is a big collection. Q: What do you say to someone who has costumes, props, autographs and bits of the sets from that movie where Tom Hanks starts out as a kid and ends up as an adult much to his surprise after making a wish ? A: Because I'm a dangerous man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I'm a dangerous man Q; So why do you want this sex change, Mr. Karr? A: Because staying dead was just so much of a hassle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q; So why do you want this sex change, Mr. Karr? A: Because staying dead was just so much of a hassle. Q) And you were reincarnated as an icecream sundae why? A) Pablo Picasso 2: Electric Boogaloo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pablo Picasso 2: Electric Boogaloo. Q) What did Uwe Boll propose when asked to make an art film? A) To make the voices in my head shut up so i can get on with my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) To make the voices in my head shut up so i can get on with my day. Q: You killed an entire mall full of people why? A: Wonder Woman's Swimsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wonder Woman's Swimsuit. Q: Say, whats' the Flash carrying off in such a hurry? A: I can't believe we've been conquered by poultry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say, whats' the Flash carrying off in such a hurry? A: I can't believe we've been conquered by poultry. Q: What did the chairman of McDonalds say when the armies of Kentucky Fried Chicken took down the last Mickey Ds in the US ? A: They've been working on this for fifty years ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They've been working on this for fifty years ! Q: Do you think they can ever build a better coed? A: I'll stand behind you the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think they can ever build a better coed? A: I'll stand behind you the whole time. Q: Say you have you heard about the person who gets in the rear of someone unnoticed and then throws them off high buildings or bridges ? A: I think you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say you have you heard about the person who gets in the rear of someone unnoticed and then throws them off high buildings or bridges ? A: I think you know. Q) Why are you looking at me like that? A) Free for the next 30000 customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Free for the next 30000 customers. Q) What's the first sign the Chicken Ranch is in trouble? A) On the plus side, this does mean we won't need to hire a babysitter anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) On the plus side, this does mean we won't need to hire a babysitter anymore. Q: Due to a wish, our son is now a fourty year old overnight! A: They forced the deli to serve tofu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They forced the deli to serve tofu. Q: What makes you think the chickens are getting uppity, Horace? A: They just don't make cows like they used to, Jimmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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