Pariah Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: All the better to kiss and squeeze you with' date=' my dear![/quote'] Q: Good grief, those aren't arms, they're tentacles! And are those lips on those tentacles?! A: So long, and thank for all the Chicken McNuggets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are three quick ways to get your new novel into the circular file at Random House? A: All the better to kiss and squeeze you with, my dear! Q: Why are your hands on my butt? A: Duet between Aerosmith and Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Good grief' date=' those aren't arms, they're tentacles! And are those [i']lips[/i] on those tentacles?! A: So long, and thank for all the Chicken McNuggets. Q: What is the best thing ever said? Q: Why are your hands on my butt? A: All the better to kiss and squeeze you with, my dear! A: Duet between Parin Hilton & Aerosmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Duet between Parin Hilton & Aerosmith Q: Why was the RIAA accused of violating the Geneva Convention? A: Not if I live to be 10,000 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to go see Gigli 2? A:Wolverine impaled Dr. Evil with a pitchfork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:Wolverine impaled Dr. Evil with a pitchfork Q: Why did the drink of water flow out onto the floor? A: Vultures and carnivorous snails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you have at the French restaurant? A: The rifles say you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The rifles say you are Q: Why do you think I'm going through the door first? A: Dutch Elm Disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The rifles say you are Q: Why do you think I'm going through the door first? A: Dutch Elm Disease Q: How did the doctor know you were being too sedentary? A: Pirates of the Bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pirates of the Bathtub Q: What my wife calls it when the children poop during bath time A: forty midgets and a case of turtle wax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: forty midgets and a case of turtle wax Q: Okay, Monty, what's behind Door #3? A: There are no spoons here. You're thinking of another place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What aisle here at Spatula City do you have the spoons in? A: Statler and Waldorf are eaten by Fozzie Bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Statler and Waldorf are eaten by Fozzie Bear Q: I hear you have a porno featuring the muppets? A: Do it with felt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear you have a porno featuring the muppets? A: Do it with felt. Q: What was the least successful Nike ad? A: Alka-Seltzer and Cheerios Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you have for breakfast after the party? A: Rubber pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you have for breakfast after the party? A: Rubber pants Q: What piece of apparrel is never in vogue? A: Stand or die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Forrest Gump say to Lt. Dan after he found out he had been "With" Jenny. A: Stand or die. A: I think it moved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2007 Report Share Posted September 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think it moved Q: And here we are, at the San Andreas fault! Wait, wasn't the rest of California around here somewhere? A: There's no way you're getting an octopus to play Neil Peart's drum kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And here we are, at the San Andreas fault! Wait, wasn't the rest of California around here somewhere? A: There's no way you're getting an octopus to play Neil Peart's drum kit. Q: What did a member of PETA overhear that started their campaign to end discrimintion against all the fauna of Planet Earth ? A: If I quit now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did a member of PETA overhear that started their campaign to end discrimintion against all the fauna of Planet Earth ? A: If I quit now Q: How will you get the greatest ratings of all time? A: Insults are us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear what the name is of the new store started by Don Rickles and Chris Rock? A: Jerry Lewis and Ed McMahon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jerry Lewis and Ed McMahon Q: Who are the two most overrated comedians of all time? A: It ain't called "terminal velocity" for nothing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It ain't called "terminal velocity" for nothing.... Q. Dang, are we EVER going to make it through Airport Security? A. The buck stops here, but the doe has gotten some distance away by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A. The buck stops here' date=' but the doe has gotten some distance away by now.[/quote'] Q: Mr. Nugent, why do we still have to keep walking ? A: Deep fried or chipped and served over couscous, it's pretty much all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. Nugent, why do we still have to keep walking ? A: Deep fried or chipped and served over couscous, it's pretty much all the same. Q: How do you like keyes_bill ? A: They win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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