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Q: Man, British Sterling is really ticked off tonight. What'd Shamrock say to him, anyway?

 

A: "Brickbat lingerie".

 

 

Q: Why are they carrying out all of our customers on stretchers?

 

A: See-through glow-in-the-dark unisex underpants.

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A: You should have left that running joke alone.

 

Q: Hey, all I said was, 'I don't have to run faster than the bear, just you,' and you kneecapped me?!? What gives?

 

A: You never asked what the bear wanted.

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A: Go be a doctor

 

Q: Are you sure you want me to operate on your brain tumor? I'm just a maladroit with a chainsaw, and I'm certain there's better alternatives if you don't have health insurance.

 

A: All things considered, it wasn't as big a thrill as was advertised.

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Q: Are you sure you want me to operate on your brain tumor? I'm just a maladroit with a chainsaw, and I'm certain there's better alternatives if you don't have health insurance.

 

A: All things considered, it wasn't as big a thrill as was advertised.

 

Q: So Arthur Miller what was it like being married to Marilyn Monroe ?

 

A: I can't

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