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Q: Man, British Sterling is really ticked off tonight. What'd Shamrock say to him, anyway?

 

A: "Brickbat lingerie".

 

 

Q: Why are they carrying out all of our customers on stretchers?

 

A: See-through glow-in-the-dark unisex underpants.

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Q: What piece of emo art is the companion to "Blood spatters on canvas?"

 

A: That would be a migraine trigger.

 

 

Q: Why don't you want to go to the "Disaster Area" concert?

 

A: General Unpleasentness.

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Q: What does Mr. Freeze do on the ice?

 

A: So that is how you fly!

 

 

Q: What did the nigh-indestructible brick say when he saw the results of crashing a tanker of hydrazine fuel?

 

A: You've grown a what?

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A: You've grown a what?

 

Q: Hey look, I've got a chainsaw growing out of my arm! Got any tofu you want cut up?

 

 

 

 

A: You should have left that running joke alone.

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A: You should have left that running joke alone.

 

Q: Hey, all I said was, 'I don't have to run faster than the bear, just you,' and you kneecapped me?!? What gives?

 

A: You never asked what the bear wanted.

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A: You never asked what the bear wanted.

 

Q: The bear didn't eat you? He only gave you back my wallet?

 

A: We partnered with the cats.

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Q: The bear didn't eat you? He only gave you back my wallet?

 

A: We partnered with the cats.

 

 

Q: What was your one mistake in the group coordination contest?

 

A: Serendipity decided my time was up.

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A: Holy Picknickers with attitude!

 

Q: What's the danger of trying to disrupt a church picnic?

 

A: A huge pile of rotting whale blubber.

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A: A huge pile of rotting whale blubber.

 

Q: What's more fun than an erotic furry LARP, and smells a lot sweeter to boot?

 

A: I'm sorry, I left my chainsaw in my other pair of pants.

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A: I'm sorry' date=' I left my chainsaw in my other pair of pants.[/quote']

 

Q: Why aren't you serving the tofu, yet?

 

A: Depressingly so rather nice indeed.

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A: Depressingly so rather nice indeed.

 

Q: What do you think of my tofu statue of Ralph Nader? I carved it with a chainsaw!

 

A: It's not the years, it's the milage.

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Q: Why is your new chainsaw in such lousy shape?

 

A: Run away comes to mind.

 

 

Q: What are we going to do about the chainsaw wielding sentient tofu?

 

 

A: Civilization 976.

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A: Some hollow personal cause of mine

 

Q: Here's that £100 you wanted, Death Tribble. What did you say it was for?

 

A: It's like being nibbled to death by cats.

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A: Go be a doctor

 

Q: Are you sure you want me to operate on your brain tumor? I'm just a maladroit with a chainsaw, and I'm certain there's better alternatives if you don't have health insurance.

 

A: All things considered, it wasn't as big a thrill as was advertised.

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Q: Are you sure you want me to operate on your brain tumor? I'm just a maladroit with a chainsaw, and I'm certain there's better alternatives if you don't have health insurance.

 

A: All things considered, it wasn't as big a thrill as was advertised.

 

Q: So Arthur Miller what was it like being married to Marilyn Monroe ?

 

A: I can't

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Q: So Arthur Miller what was it like being married to Marilyn Monroe ?

 

A: I can't

 

Q: Go on, make friends with the Klingon, please?

 

A: She wanted me for my mind.

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A: She wanted me for my mind.

 

Q: So, where'd you get the lobotomy scars?

 

A: Don't look at me, I just changed the oil.

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