Uber Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So....how did your last doctors visit go? A: Twelve feet long and full of holes. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is your termite-ridden boat? A: Sis-Boom-Baa Quote
Psybolt Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is your termite-ridden boat? A: Sis-Boom-Baa Q:What is the incantation for the exploding sheep spell? A: the frightening blue rumble... Quote
Uber Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Boy that burns Q: What happens when the Beast eats Mexican food. Quote
Enforcer84 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So Matchstick Lass, now that you've had your...uhm surgery...what should we call you? A) Fried Ewok Quote
Psybolt Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So Matchstick Lass, now that you've had your...uhm surgery...what should we call you? A) Fried Ewok Q: What is a good time on a Friday night? A: because... Quote
Uber Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the waiter said when you asked why your food was covered in cockroaches? A: Duck! Quote
Psybolt Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When Daffy and Bugs argue about which hunting season it is, which season is it? A: Captain America, Uncle Sam and American Maid Quote
Uber Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q:The illegetimate triplets that George Bush never new he had A: Quote
Uber Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q:The illegetimate triplets that George Bush never new he had A: Cellulite as deep as moon craters. Quote
Basil Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cellulite as deep as moon craters. Q: What was the worst result of Moon Maid getting so extremely fat? A: It was rephrased in the form of a question. Quote
Marcus Impudite Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the worst result of Moon Maid getting so extremely fat? A: It was rephrased in the form of a question. Q: How could one little sentence put us all in Jeopardy? A: "That's for years of humiliation, b*tch!" Quote
death tribble Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How could one little sentence put us all in Jeopardy? A: "That's for years of humiliation, b*tch!" Q: What did the Coyote say when he finally caught and did in the Roadrunner ? A: You held it in your hand Quote
Sundog Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the Coyote say when he finally caught and did in the Roadrunner ? A: You held it in your hand Q: What could I have posibly done to this raw, unpeeled, unwashed potato that would make it inedible to you? A: I am the Beethoven. You are the Linus. Quote
death tribble Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What could I have posibly done to this raw, unpeeled, unwashed potato that would make it inedible to you? A: I am the Beethoven. You are the Linus. Q: What line got Davie Mamet the boot from Charlie Brown: the Musical ? A: Look Quote
Psybolt Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line got Davie Mamet the boot from Charlie Brown: the Musical ? A: Look Q: How did Thor spell his step-brother's name when he was in kindergarden? A: All the major damage has been done already. Quote
Uber Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Hulk say when he went to New Orleans A: that really itches. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: All the major damage has been done already. Q: What does "Mission Accomplished" actually mean? A: that really itches. Q: Why are you rubbing your face on sandpaper? A: Drunk and disorderly Quote
Klytus Posted August 31, 2007 Author Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Drunk and disorderly Q: When in rehab, what two things are generally frowned upon? A: It went off in her hands. Quote
Sundog Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When in rehab, what two things are generally frowned upon? A: It went off in her hands. Q: What six words mean "reshoot" in the making of an adult film? A: I am the Crimson Banana! Quote
Pariah Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am the Crimson Banana! Q: How does the Cerulean Pineapple's archnemesis introduce himself? A: I think so, but you'll have to paint all the hamsters this time. Quote
Uber Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think so, but you'll have to paint all the hamsters this time. Q:Honey.....will you have time to de-tick the Aardvaark? A: Mucous the Madman did it. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mucous the Madman did it. Q: Who started world war III by sneezing on the Button? A: It's safe to say the butler was not the murderer this time. Quote
Psybolt Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who started world war III by sneezing on the Button? A: It's safe to say the butler was not the murderer this time. Q: After the Avengers were all found murdered, what did the police think about Jarvis? A: Comic Sans, Verdana and Century Gothic Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Comic Sans' date=' Verdana and Century Gothic[/quote'] Q: What are three quick ways to get your new novel into the circular file at Random House? A: All the better to kiss and squeeze you with, my dear! Quote
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