Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's an offence worthy of being lobotomized with a hand drill. Q: Why does nobody offer games of FATAL Hero online? A: You go ahead and awaken the Dark God. I'll just go make coffee. he's gonna need some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You go ahead and awaken the Dark God. I'll just go make coffee. he's gonna need some. Q: Want to call Cthulhu? A: I can't believe it splattered like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Frank Castle think every time? A: All you need is some medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Frank Castle think every time? A: All you need is some medication. Q: Hey, I've been listening to "The Moral Majority Hour" for a week, and they have some really great ideas. What do you think? A: Bright purple pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bright purple pigs. Q: What makes cloning all our livestock such a bad idea, Farmer Jones? A: And something is happening here but you don't know what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And something is happening here but you don't know what it is. Q: Did you just flashy-thingy me Mr. J? A: never remember, never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: never remember' date=' never forget.[/quote'] Q: Any suggestions for a new presidential motto, to replace "The Buck Stops Here"? A: I thought of it while shearing my sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought of it while shearing my sheep. Q: WHy did you say Mightybec was right? A: Do not go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do not go there. Q: Come on, Ma! Don't "The Plains of Infinite Peril" sound like the perfect campsite? A: And this why non-sentience has its advantages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Come on, Ma! Don't "The Plains of Infinite Peril" sound like the perfect campsite? A: And this why non-sentience has its advantages. Q: Did you attend the George W. Bush press conference? A: It is either B or All of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you attend the George W. Bush press conference? A: It is either B or All of the above Q: Please Note the one that best applies to you: A: I am a well adjusted citizen. B: I am a Sociopath. C: I am a Serial Killer. D: I am not human. A: I have the brain-scrubbers all prepared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the mother say when she found her son viewing the porn? A: Gumby and Gravedigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gumby and Gravedigger Q: What did the Blockheads see that let them know they were in BIG trouble this time? A: All new tasteless pick-up lines right here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the Blockheads see that let them know they were in BIG trouble this time? A: All new tasteless pick-up lines right here! Q: What's the tagline for the new book written by Willaim Shatner? A: 4400, Sunday night 9EST/8CST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 4400, Sunday night 9EST/8CST Q: Why do you think Microsoft schedules Windows crashes? A: We're going to pump! *CLAP* You up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think Microsoft schedules Windows crashes? A: We're going to pump! *CLAP* You up! Q: What's the STD clinician's favourite exercise show? A: I will hurt you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will hurt you now. Q: So, what did you think of this porno featuring me and your three daughters? A: Not even at gunpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what did you think of this porno featuring me and your three daughters? A: Not even at gunpoint. Q: Hey did you know there is a Police Academy Marathon on TV tonight? A: soccer moms are not the answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey did you know there is a Police Academy Marathon on TV tonight? A: soccer moms are not the answer Q: What is so wrong with my idea to brighten up the Sci-Fi channal ? A: I realize the ordeal you've endured has clearly affected you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I realize the ordeal you've endured has clearly affected you Q: GROND HIDEOUS! WHY GROND SO HIDEOUS?! A: As origin stories go, I think that's about the worst I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: GROND HIDEOUS! WHY GROND SO HIDEOUS?! A: As origin stories go, I think that's about the worst I've ever heard. Q: I was bitten on the ass by a rabid pigeon while attempting to remove a particularly dlicate part of my anatomy from a garbage grinder. A: The blood-loss alone was worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The blood-loss alone was worth it. Q: Why did you drill into your frontal lobe after listening to the presidential debates? A: Rocks fall, everyone dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you drill into your frontal lobe after listening to the presidential debates? A: Rocks fall, everyone dies. Q: What is the best case scenario for the new season of America's Got Talent? A: Jack Bauer, John Locke and Sylar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jack Bauer' date=' John Locke and Sylar[/quote'] Q: Who are the stars of the new TV show, "24 Lost Heroes"? A: That has to be the most unusual thing I've ever seen on a wedding registry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That has to be the most unusual thing I've ever seen on a wedding registry. Q: What is this Qualistimanio thing that the couple is asking for? A: Diamond-filled skin lotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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