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Q: Did you attend the George W. Bush press conference?


A: It is either B or All of the above



Q: Please Note the one that best applies to you:


A: I am a well adjusted citizen.


B: I am a Sociopath.


C: I am a Serial Killer.


D: I am not human.



A: I have the brain-scrubbers all prepared!

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A: As origin stories go, I think that's about the worst I've ever heard.



Q: I was bitten on the ass by a rabid pigeon while attempting to remove a particularly dlicate part of my anatomy from a garbage grinder.


A: The blood-loss alone was worth it.

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