Basil Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Diamond-filled skin lotion Q: How does Ben Grimm keep looking so young? A: The hottest peppers we've got, stat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The hottest peppers we've got, stat! Q: We've got a guy complainig about our 5 alarm chilli is to bland. What do we do? A: A great injustice took second place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A great injustice took second place. Q: What overused phrase did "A significant deviation" beat to take first place in the "Things We're Tired of Hearing" competion? A: Second to nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Second to nun. Q: How did Father Flanagan do in the 100 yard dash? A: Back in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Father Flanagan do in the 100 yard dash? A: Back in place. Q: Let's do the checklist for the launch chair. Back? A: Like a Briton, but with a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a Briton' date=' but with a brain.[/quote'] Q: How did Jerry Lewis allegedly describe the president of his French fan club? A: That's not just insane, it's also disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Jerry Lewis allegedly describe the president of his French fan club? A: That's not just insane, it's also disgusting! Q: Did ye hear that Jack tried to kiss the gunner's daughter? A: Blimey! Bilge rats!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blimey! Bilge rats!! Q: Who made this tasty hardtack, matey? A: I am not a scruvy dog! I drink my lime juice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did ye hear that Jack tried to kiss the gunner's daughter? (OFF TOPIC: Did you know that "kissing the gunner's daughter" is old naval slang for being tied over a cannon and beaten with a cane, as a form of punishment for a minor offense?) A: I am not a scruvy dog! I drink my lime juice! Q: When I catch the scurvy dog who drank me grog and stole me treasure map, I'll see him dance on air. A: No. There isn't a white whale here, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions (OFF TOPIC: Did you know that "kissing the gunner's daughter" is old naval slang for being tied over a cannon and beaten with a cane' date=' as a form of punishment for a minor offense?)[/indent'] Actually I did know that... Q: When I catch the scurvy dog who drank me grog and stole me treasure map, I'll see him dance on air. A: No. There isn't a white whale here, either. I did know that... Q: Do you want to call me Ishmael? A: Dancing with JACK KETCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions I did know that... Q: Do you want to call me Ishmael? A: Dancing with JACK KETCH Q: What was Blackbeard's entry into the disco charts ? A: Get those people out of here ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Blackbeard's entry into the disco charts ? A: Get those people out of here ! Q: Why does the observation gallery have a lever marked 'purge'? A: Strikeforce Imbecility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does the observation gallery have a lever marked 'purge'? A: Strikeforce Imbecility. Q: What a good name for the team of Ambush Bug, Speedball, Howard the Duck, Captain Carrot, Plastic Man, Strong Guy, and Super Grover A: Super Grover teams up with Bear in the Big Blue House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Strikeforce Imbecility. Q:What's the nickname for Dan Rather's legal team? A: Move along people, there's nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q:What's the nickname for Dan Rather's legal team? A: Move along people, there's nothing to see here. Q: What did the police tell the people outside OJ's home? A: Super Grover teams up with Bear in the Big Blue House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Super Grover teams up with Bear in the Big Blue House Q: What made Swiper* give up his life of crime? A: Marcus Cole, Lt. Cdr. Worf, Teal'c, and Ka D'Argo. -- * From Dora the Explorer, for the unfamiliar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Marcus Cole, Lt. Cdr. Worf, Teal'c, and Ka D'Argo. Q: What commando group made Al Queada surrender without a fight. A: If I knock you down, you stay down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What commando group made Al Queada surrender without a fight. A: If I knock you down, you stay down. Q: What comment by Plastic Man caused Batman to bust a gut? A: growing hair out of the ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: growing hair out of the ears Q: What is the most interesting feature of Cousin Itt? A: The Black Reaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Black Reaper. Q: So, I see you've pimped out your combine. What are you going to call it? A: The very largest can of whoop-@ss this town has ever seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, I see you've pimped out your combine. What are you going to call it? A: The very largest can of whoop-@ss this town has ever seen! Q: What quote that has become associated with him does Captain Coca Cola really hate ? A: Well, we better come up with a plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What quote that has become associated with him does Captain Coca Cola really hate ? A: Well, we better come up with a plan Q: How do we survive a Death Tribble rampage when he sees this post? A: Even his teeth were on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do we survive a Death Tribble rampage when he sees this post? A: Even his teeth were on fire. Q: Why Johnny Storm had trouble finding a date for Friday night A: The return of Little Wooden Boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know Disney lost the rights to Pinocchio? A: Fisherman's Fiend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know Disney lost the rights to Pinocchio? A: Fisherman's Fiend. Q: What is Black Manta's pet nickname for Aquaman ? A: Whoa, you've gotta train for that kind of heavy lifting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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