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Q: Hey sis, I got you a celebrity blind date! Who would you prefer, Kevin Federline, or Willaim Shatner?

 

A: It was like the sound of a million dogs howling in agony, all at once.

 

 

Q: Did you ever hear Mr. Tangerine Man by William Shatner?

 

A: Glu Gluton's Glue Factory

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A: That whole concept is so NSFW there isn't ever going to be a smiley icon for it.

 

Q: The I.T. guys have worked out a way to have a nude pic of Gillian Anderson inform us that we have new e-mail. All we need now is a little smiley icon to go with it. Any ideas?

 

A: Luna Lovegood, when she turns 21.

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Q: The I.T. guys have worked out a way to have a nude pic of Gillian Anderson inform us that we have new e-mail. All we need now is a little smiley icon to go with it. Any ideas?

 

A: Luna Lovegood, when she turns 21.

 

 

Q: Now that you've beaten a pedophilia rap, I hope I can convince you to be more careful in the future. Who were you planning on hiring as your new secretary?

 

A: Nobody noteworthy.

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A: Um ... "burlesque" does not mean someone who sings like Burl Ives.

 

Q: So that's my rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Madame Scarlette. Do I get the job?

 

A: Personally, I think a seven-iron would have worked better.

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Q: So that's my rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Madame Scarlette. Do I get the job?

 

A: Personally, I think a seven-iron would have worked better.

 

Q: What did the cops say to Jack Nicholson over the incident where he attacked a taxi with a golf club ?

 

A: Ah, that name, again and again.

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Q: What did the cops say to Jack Nicholson over the incident where he attacked a taxi with a golf club ?

 

A: Ah, that name, again and again.

 

 

Q: What makes people think you're a narcissist, Death Tribble?

 

A: He got a lot less scary once he qualified for a pension.

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