death tribble Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What statement is redundent if you just rescued someone from inside a large oven? A: This still isn't going to work. Q: What cry is often heard after the FEDs bust a moonshine operation ? A: Yesterday, I received this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yesterday' date=' I received this[/quote'] Q: Is that an Etch-A-Sketch? I thought you were getting a new laptop in the mail... A: No no no, I said I needed a WRENCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that an Etch-A-Sketch? I thought you were getting a new laptop in the mail... A: No no no, I said I needed a WRENCH! Q: What did Bob Vila say when the sleazily dress woman came to his garage? A: Kevin Federline and Willaim Shatner Take Two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Bob Vila say when the sleazily dress woman came to his garage? A: Kevin Federline and Willaim Shatner Take Two Q: How many whores will that be, sir? A: The Dead Man and Mutie the Pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many whores will that be, sir? A: The Dead Man and Mutie the Pig. Q: What were your last two dates? A: I'm not that desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not that desperate. Q: Hey sis, I got you a celebrity blind date! Who would you prefer, Kevin Federline, or Willaim Shatner? A: It was like the sound of a million dogs howling in agony, all at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey sis, I got you a celebrity blind date! Who would you prefer, Kevin Federline, or Willaim Shatner? A: It was like the sound of a million dogs howling in agony, all at once. Q: Did you ever hear Mr. Tangerine Man by William Shatner? A: Glu Gluton's Glue Factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Glu Gluton's Glue Factory Q: Now that we've stopped beating this dead horse, what do you plan to do with it? A: It helps remote control your blood pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now that we've stopped beating this dead horse, what do you plan to do with it? A: It helps remote control your blood pressure. Q: Why di you mount a TV in my forehead? A: That would be uncivilized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would be uncivilized. Q: Doctor Destroyer, is it true that you make your prisoners read Millar and Quesada until they break? A: The centerfold of the 2008 VIPER calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the only job Paris Hilton is qualified for? A: 8 meals a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 8 meals a day Q: Why do the Wage and Hours people have so much difficulty in Hobbiton? A: SOMEBODY has to count the beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do the Wage and Hours people have so much difficulty in Hobbiton? A: SOMEBODY has to count the beans. Q: Do you have any reason why we should not kill every accountant on earth as a gift to the human race? A: Ditto Lawyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ditto Lawyers. Q: Who did the RIAA need to hire before the advent of the Internet? A: Making Darth Vader look like a pansy since 1980. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who did the RIAA need to hire before the advent of the Internet? A: Making Darth Vader look like a pansy since 1980. Q: What was the citation for George Lucas at the Golden Raspberry Awards after Revenge of the Sith came out ? A: Of the whole he has seen but pieces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of the whole he has seen but pieces Q: His wife's making a quilt based on the Champions game he runs? What's he think of it so far? A: That whole concept is so NSFW there isn't ever going to be a smiley icon for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That whole concept is so NSFW there isn't ever going to be a smiley icon for it. Q: The I.T. guys have worked out a way to have a nude pic of Gillian Anderson inform us that we have new e-mail. All we need now is a little smiley icon to go with it. Any ideas? A: Luna Lovegood, when she turns 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The I.T. guys have worked out a way to have a nude pic of Gillian Anderson inform us that we have new e-mail. All we need now is a little smiley icon to go with it. Any ideas? A: Luna Lovegood, when she turns 21. Q: Now that you've beaten a pedophilia rap, I hope I can convince you to be more careful in the future. Who were you planning on hiring as your new secretary? A: Nobody noteworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who are the stars on Dancing With the Stars? A: Cubs win! Cubs win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cubs win! Cubs win! Q: The aliens just disintegrated the Cardinals dugout! What are they trying to achieve? A: Um ... "burlesque" does not mean someone who sings like Burl Ives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Um ... "burlesque" does not mean someone who sings like Burl Ives. Q: So that's my rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Madame Scarlette. Do I get the job? A: Personally, I think a seven-iron would have worked better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So that's my rendition of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Madame Scarlette. Do I get the job? A: Personally, I think a seven-iron would have worked better. Q: What did the cops say to Jack Nicholson over the incident where he attacked a taxi with a golf club ? A: Ah, that name, again and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the cops say to Jack Nicholson over the incident where he attacked a taxi with a golf club ? A: Ah, that name, again and again. Q: What makes people think you're a narcissist, Death Tribble? A: He got a lot less scary once he qualified for a pension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes people think you're a narcissist, Death Tribble? A: He got a lot less scary once he qualified for a pension. Q: How come the White House isn't taking Dr Destroyer seriously anymore ? A: He's determined now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's determined now Q: We were supposed to talk about Quantum indeterminacy today. Where's our professor? A: That old gag's not going to work this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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