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Q: So, I hears you had "The Talk" with your daughter. What'd you tell her?

 

A: Not since my dog got sick on the living room rug.

 

 

Q: So, I heard you went to the Modern Art exhibition. Have you ever seen anything more creative?

 

A: I must answer the call of Booty.

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A: Almost as bad as a serving of chainsaw-carved-tofu.

 

Q: Would it be a bad idea to invite Mary Sue Hotbodd to the Modern Art exhibition?

 

A: You can sing the Lithuanian national anthem, or I can hit you with this crowbar. Your choice.

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Q: When will I be able to test this Earth-Destroying Doomsday weapon that my engineers are developing?

 

A: You can find the XDM inverter at the bottom of my cup.

 

 

Q: What's a foolproof way to keep a homophobe away from his doomsday device?

 

A: Supreme Demander.

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A: The bird of time has but a little way to fly.

 

Q: Name a polite way to announce the approach of the heat Death of the Universe.

 

A: Any resemblance between this movie and actual entertainment or erudition is purely coincidental. And frankly, if you can find any it will be to my vast surprise.

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A: Any resemblance between this movie and actual entertainment or erudition is purely coincidental. And frankly' date=' if you can find any it will be to my vast surprise.[/quote']

 

Q: So, what did you think of Because I Said So?

 

A: Chainsaw, yes. Tofu, not so much.

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A: I thought they were peppermints!

 

Q: I know those Extra-strength X-Lax lozenges were around here somewhere...hey, why are you running for the bathroom?

 

A: Somewhere between Ted Nugent and Attila the Hun.

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