August 24, 200717 yr comment_1338423 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tab A goes in Slot B. It's pretty simple that way. Q: So, I hears you had "The Talk" with your daughter. What'd you tell her? A: Not since my dog got sick on the living room rug.
August 24, 200717 yr comment_1338644 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, I hears you had "The Talk" with your daughter. What'd you tell her? A: Not since my dog got sick on the living room rug. Q: So, I heard you went to the Modern Art exhibition. Have you ever seen anything more creative? A: I must answer the call of Booty.
August 24, 200717 yr Author comment_1338694 Re: Answers & Questions A: I must answer the call of Booty. Q: What is the most prominent Psych Disad on Mary Sue Hotbodd's character sheet? A: Almost as bad as a serving of chainsaw-carved-tofu.
August 24, 200717 yr comment_1338747 Re: Answers & Questions A: Almost as bad as a serving of chainsaw-carved-tofu. Q: Would it be a bad idea to invite Mary Sue Hotbodd to the Modern Art exhibition? A: You can sing the Lithuanian national anthem, or I can hit you with this crowbar. Your choice.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1338828 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can sing the Lithuanian national anthem' date=' or I can hit you with this crowbar. Your choice.[/quote'] Q: You mean this isn't Latvia? How can I atone for this mistake? A: Pretty much all of it, actually.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1338845 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pretty much all of it, actually. Q: HOw much of the violence, targeted at Pariah, is gratuitous? A: Either in a million years or next Sunday. I forget which.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1339017 Re: Answers & Questions A: Either in a million years or next Sunday. I forget which. Q: When will I be able to test this Earth-Destroying Doomsday weapon that my engineers are developing? A: You can find the XDM inverter at the bottom of my cup.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1339035 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When will I be able to test this Earth-Destroying Doomsday weapon that my engineers are developing? A: You can find the XDM inverter at the bottom of my cup. Q: What's a foolproof way to keep a homophobe away from his doomsday device? A: Supreme Demander.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1339047 Re: Answers & Questions A: Supreme Demander. Q: What will the U.S. military call Hillary if she gets elected? A: I'm sure there are plenty of good reasons, but I can't come up with one right now.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1339130 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sure there are plenty of good reasons' date=' but I can't come up with one right now.[/quote'] Q: What are you doing naked in a hotel room with Hillary Clinton, Condi Rice and a jar of peanut butter? A: I don't wanna be your hog.
August 25, 200717 yr Author comment_1339166 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't wanna be your hog. Q: What would Spider-Pig say to Homer if he could talk? A: Kiss Me, I'm Easy.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1339171 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kiss Me' date=' I'm Easy.[/quote'] Q: Okay, I'm here for my kissing lessons. What do I do first? A: Michael Hopcroft, Hillary Clinton, Condaleeza Rice, and a jar of peanut butter.
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1339173 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, I'm here for my kissing lessons. What do I do first? A: Michael Hopcroft, Hillary Clinton, Condaleeza Rice, and a jar of peanut butter. Q: What leads to a good time on a Friday night? A: A blinkin' Santa
August 25, 200717 yr comment_1339177 Re: Answers & Questions A: A blinkin' Santa Q: How do you know that the Liberals have gone too far? A: Just simply give the tofu to her.
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339247 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just simply give the tofu to her. Q: She wants to practice using a chainsaw! What should I do? :eek: A: But then she had to go and try it with peanut butter.
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339282 Re: Answers & Questions Q:When she tried to hang her picture of George Washington Carver, everything was good. What happened? A: Levitra, aspirin and homemade grape wine
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339297 Re: Answers & Questions A: Levitra' date=' aspirin and homemade grape wine[/quote'] Q: What has replaced "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou"? A: The bird of time has but a little way to fly.
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339342 Re: Answers & Questions A: The bird of time has but a little way to fly. Q: Name a polite way to announce the approach of the heat Death of the Universe. A: Any resemblance between this movie and actual entertainment or erudition is purely coincidental. And frankly, if you can find any it will be to my vast surprise.
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339454 Re: Answers & Questions A: Any resemblance between this movie and actual entertainment or erudition is purely coincidental. And frankly' date=' if you can find any it will be to my vast surprise.[/quote'] Q: So, what did you think of Because I Said So? A: Chainsaw, yes. Tofu, not so much.
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339508 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chainsaw' date=' yes. Tofu, not so much.[/quote'] Q: So, did you get what you expected at Dirk Gently's Holistic Hardware Store? A: This is so ill. And I don't mean that in a good way.
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339529 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, did you get what you expected at Dirk Gently's Holistic Hardware Store? A: This is so ill. And I don't mean that in a good way. Q: What's Fuzion like? A: You can't really dust for vomit
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339550 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Fuzion like? A: You can't really dust for vomit Q: Why couldn't the CSI team catch Lidsay Lohan? A: I thought they were peppermints!
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339590 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought they were peppermints! Q: I know those Extra-strength X-Lax lozenges were around here somewhere...hey, why are you running for the bathroom? A: Somewhere between Ted Nugent and Attila the Hun.
August 26, 200717 yr comment_1339597 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where would you rank Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzalez and Donald Rumsfeld? A: Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzalez and Donald Rumsfeld
August 27, 200717 yr Author comment_1339619 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dick Cheney' date=' Alberto Gonzalez and Donald Rumsfeld[/quote'] Q: Who does "W" have wet-dreams about? A: An all-girls Catholic school
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