Sundog Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like keyes_bill ? A: They win Q: What do you say about the Chess player that arrives for the match with combat fatigues and a loaded M-16? A: It's a case for a higher court. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a case for a higher court. Q: Why did you put twenty pounds of marijuana into that briefcase you're taking to your arraignment? A: I figured, if she wasn't good enough for her own family, she certainly isn't good enough for ours. Quote
Pariah Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I figured' date=' if she wasn't good enough for her own family, she certainly isn't good enough for ours.[/quote'] Q: What did Grumpy say about not wanting to take in Snow White? A: In the long run, he's better off. Quote
Klytus Posted September 5, 2007 Author Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the long run' date=' he's better off.[/quote'] Q: Why did you have your Call of Cthulu investigator jump on a live grenade? A: White tea with blueberry flavoring Quote
Psybolt Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Tony Stark's favorite drink after waking up with a huge hangover? A: Fox Mulder and Agent Dale Cooper Quote
death tribble Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Tony Stark's favorite drink after waking up with a huge hangover? A: Fox Mulder and Agent Dale Cooper Q: Krycek had a threesome with who ? A: We have regular channels Quote
Pariah Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have regular channels Q: So, what are you going to do now that your cable's gone out? A: Death Tribbble and Keyes_Bill, with Michael Hopcroft filling in as necessary. Quote
Lord Mhoram Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what are you going to do now that your cable's gone out? A: Death Tribbble and Keyes_Bill, with Michael Hopcroft filling in as necessary. Q: Along with Pariah, who are the rest of the NGD Barbershop Quartet band?> A: Lenny Kravitz playing a kazoo. Quote
Pariah Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lenny Kravitz playing a kazoo. Q: So, who's going to be backing up Death Tribbble, Keyes_Bill, Michael Hopcroft, and Pariah? A: Schroedinger also had a dog, you know. Quote
death tribble Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, who's going to be backing up Death Tribbble, Keyes_Bill, Michael Hopcroft, and Pariah? A: Schroedinger also had a dog, you know. Q: With what phrase did Pariah start the great PETA war of 2007 ? A: We have business to discuss Quote
Psybolt Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: With what phrase did Pariah start the great PETA war of 2007 ? A: We have business to discuss Q: What is the most overused cliche used by mobsters? A: Blue Beetle vs. Thanos Quote
Pariah Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blue Beetle vs. Thanos Q: What comic crossover are Marvel and DC marketing with the slogan, "It'll be better than Civil War"? A: Uh, those aren't candycanes.... Quote
Klytus Posted September 6, 2007 Author Report Posted September 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Uh' date=' those aren't candycanes.... [/quote'] Q: Why does this Christmas tree have so many candycanes that look like time bombs? A: Fully naked. Quote
Psybolt Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does this Christmas tree have so many candycanes that look like time bombs? A: Fully naked. Q: What should never happen with the Blob or Fat Bastard? A: an ocelot and an eagle Quote
Pariah Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: an ocelot and an eagle Q: What's new on Ted Nugent's menu this week? A: I'd rather eat broken glass, thanks. Quote
Marcus Impudite Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's new on Ted Nugent's menu this week? A: I'd rather eat broken glass, thanks. Q: So, are you going to vote for in '08? A: Nice try, but unfortunately for you my head features paradox-resistant crumple zones. Quote
Sundog Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, are you going to vote for in '08? A: Nice try, but unfortunately for you my head features paradox-resistant crumple zones. Q: Did you hear the good idea Congress came up with? A: No, no, I'm Bill Fawkes. You're thinking of my brother. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2007 Report Posted September 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' no, I'm Bill Fawkes. You're thinking of my brother.[/quote'] Q: Have you got all my gunpowder? A: Beginning the spell is the easy part. Finishing it is the hard part. Quote
Asperion Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beginning the spell is the easy part. Finishing it is the hard part. Q: What is the Golden Rule for any mage school? A: The answer to the ultimate question is 42. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The answer to the ultimate question is 42. Q: What is Paris Hilton's IQ? A: Thankfully, I was able to keep from projectile vomiting. Quote
Psybolt Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you enjoy the Paris Hilton concert? A: Kevin Federline and William Shatner Quote
death tribble Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you enjoy the Paris Hilton concert? A: Kevin Federline and William Shatner Q: What pairing for Batman and Robin got Psybolt punched out by Steve Long ? A: He's seen more than he should have. Quote
Tim Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's seen more than he should have. Q: Psybolt saw Wiliam Shatner and Kevin Fedderline making out? A: Whatever makes you queasy. Quote
death tribble Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Psybolt saw Wiliam Shatner and Kevin Fedderline making out? A: Whatever makes you queasy. Q: Say what about putting on that Anastascia and Celine Dion do AC/DC number ? A: You look hot and miserable Quote
Sundog Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say what about putting on that Anastascia and Celine Dion do AC/DC number ? A: You look hot and miserable Q: What statement is redundent if you just rescued someone from inside a large oven? A: This still isn't going to work. Quote
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