Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Qwerty will get us through. Q: You didn't switch to DVORAK keyboards like I asked you to. Why? A: Let me see what June is like on Jupiter and Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You didn't switch to DVORAK keyboards like I asked you to. Why? A: Let me see what June is like on Jupiter and Mars. Q: The "Quick Interplanetary Musical World Tour"? A: It's a strange duck that goes "DVORAK". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a strange duck that goes "DVORAK". Q: You hired Daffy Duck to conduct the New York Philharmonic? What's on the program then? A: As you know, there are no really strong words in English! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You hired Daffy Duck to conduct the New York Philharmonic? What's on the program then? A: As you know, there are no really strong words in English! Q: ...English being a weakly-typed language. A: Well, that was obscure. So, when's Godzilla sing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' that was obscure. So, when's Godzilla sing?[/quote'] Q: What happens when Euterpe meets Euoplocephalus? Do you get a Theropoda Toccata? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Q: What did you just say...? A: That's what I thought you said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what I thought you said. Q: Didn't you hear me say "Don't whittle on that stick of dynamite!"? A: I ain't never done nothing to Nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't you hear me say "Don't whittle on that stick of dynamite!"? A: I ain't never done nothing to Nobody. Q: Hah! Nobody or Somebody, you killed one of them! A: Don't worry, it's all fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't worry' date=' it's all fake.[/quote'] Q: How does it all stay up like that when she's wearing such a skimpy swimsuit? A: Actually, I'm pretty sure the cheese moved by itself. This should either be heralded as the birth of a new life form, or cursed as a threat to our very civilization. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' I'm pretty sure the cheese moved by itself. This should either be heralded as the birth of a new life form, or cursed as a threat to our very civilization.[/quote'] Q: What is the basis of this new belief that you are spreading? A: Get into the cocoon, there will be no problem that it cannot solve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the basis of this new belief that you are spreading? A: Get into the cocoon, there will be no problem that it cannot solve. Q: Doctor, Doctor, the cocoon is burning! A: By the power of cheeseskull! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: By the power of cheeseskull! Q: SwissCheeseHero how did you get to be so powerful? A: Dremel-plated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dremel-plated! Q: How did Iron Man get that moonlighting job as a carpenter? A: Not that I need the money. But I'll take it anyway if you're offering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that I need the money. But I'll take it anyway if you're offering. Q: Hey, Sting! How about we pay you $50 million for a concert? A: The archangels, magic, and a moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Sting! How about we pay you $50 million for a concert? A: The archangels, magic, and a moose. Q: Name three things you probably won't find in Las Wages...I mean, Vegas. A: Death, where is thy victory? Grave, where is thy sting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Death' date=' where is thy victory? Grave, where is thy sting?[/quote'] Q: I'm sorry, we're out of coffee this morning. Is that OK with you? A: OK, that was a little over the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK' date=' that was a little over the top.[/quote'] Q: Did Dirty Harry just shoot a jaywalker? A: Actually, it was right on the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' it was right on the money.[/quote'] Q: Did you want to go left with the credit card? A: I say it's all just wind in sails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I say it's all just wind in sails. Q: How are we supposed to compete in the America's Cup Race? A: In deep thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: In deep thought. Q: OK, so he's hiding at a supercomputer? Where? A: Actually, I can't think of a single place in the Known Universe where anyone would think that's a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, so he's hiding at a supercomputer? Where? A: Actually, I can't think of a single place in the Known Universe where anyone would think that's a good idea. Q: Glerk Blert Toltert Olvek? Why not? A: How many votes does a Distributed Intelligence get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: How many votes does a Distributed Intelligence get? Q: What makes you think you have a chance to be elected to the Galactic Parliament? A: The only infinite things are Hydrogen and Stupidity, and I'm not so sure about Hydrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think you have a chance to be elected to the Galactic Parliament? A: The only infinite things are Hydrogen and Stupidity, and I'm not so sure about Hydrogen. Q: "Einstien with a bang?" A: Nah, man, I'm not running. I already own a few star systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nah' date=' man, I'm not running. I already own a few star systems.[/quote'] Q: Are you gonna try to become the new Parsec President? A: That's too expensive for even you to afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you gonna try to become the new Parsec President? A: That's too expensive for even you to afford. Q: Can I buy a vowel? I mean, *Really* buy a vowel? A: The aliens are landing! The aliens are landing! And they've set up a fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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