Pariah Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He died from Bad Form. Q - There's good form and bad form involved in skydiving? A - We are, after all, mature adults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - There's good form and bad form involved in skydiving? A - We are, after all, mature adults. Q: ...Now let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants! A: That's not how you punch someone in the face! *This* is how you punch someone in the face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not how you punch someone in the face! *This* is how you punch someone in the face! Q: I hit you in the nose and you didn't even flinch? A: This way to the Egress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hit you in the nose and you didn't even flinch? A: This way to the Egress. Q: Which way to the Egrets? A: ...That's a terrible mistake to make on a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...That's a terrible mistake to make on a plane. Q: Mind if I step outside for a smoke? A: Whatever medications you're taking, they aren't working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whatever medications you're taking' date=' they aren't working.[/quote'] Q - Is it bad that I want to be in charge of the Gulf oil spill cleanup? A - All I know is that steak tastes better when I take my steak-tastes-better pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - All I know is that steak tastes better when I take my steak-tastes-better pill. Q: Don't you think that's disgusting, Mr. M.O.O. Kau? A: Another day, another green, blue, electric-yellow dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Another day' date=' another green, blue, electric-yellow dollar.[/quote'] Q: So you're the guy who puts hallucinogens in breakfast cereal. Why do you do it? A: There isn't enough benzedrine in my coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: There isn't enough benzedrine in my coffee. Q: Still asthmatic, are we? A: This massage will self-destruct in ten seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This massage will self-destruct in ten seconds. Q: What's the issue with nitrocellulose shiatsu practitioners? A: They rub people the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: They rub people the wrong way. Q: Your physical therapist put Ben-Gay WHERE? A: You can wear the uniform and I can play along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can wear the uniform and I can play along. Q - Are we really going to join the Ohio State marching band? A - Running through my veins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Are we really going to join the Ohio State marching band? A - Running through my veins. Q: You gave your blood cells logs? A: No. I will not be part of any evil plans that require joining a marching band, no matter how likely they are to succeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No. I will not be part of any evil plans that require joining a marching band' date=' no matter how likely they are to succeed.[/quote'] Q - ...and all you have to do is carry this nuclear sousaphone. You can do that for me, can't you? A - Better wed than dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Better wed than dead. Q: I.... Marry..... KATISHA????? A: I'm not saying all these important people couldn't be squared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not saying all these important people couldn't be squared. Q: Are you saying all these VIPS should be rounded? A: Not very helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not very helpful. Q: ... so when I asked for a hint on the problem, the prof told me to transform it into Hilbert space, construct the characteristic matrix of the solutions and solve the Diophantine equation set up by the unknown multipliers in the determinant, and then transform back after rotating by 3 pi / 2 around the z-axis. Does that help you out any? A: See, it isn't cheating if it turns out to be worthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: See' date=' it isn't cheating if it turns out to be worthless.[/quote'] Q - Isn't it against the rules to steal first base, especially if you're already on second? A - That's quite a ring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Isn't it against the rules to steal first base, especially if you're already on second? A - That's quite a ring! Q: He was a dead ringer for his brother. A: ...And in order to win the game, the bases have to be conquered in a specific order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...And in order to win the game' date=' the bases have to be conquered in a specific order.[/quote'] Q: What mean you, not all your base belong to me? A: Someone set us up the bombe. The chocolate Bombe glacée, to be precise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What mean you, not all your base belong to me? A: Someone set us up the bombe. The chocolate Bombe glacée, to be precise. Q: We're headed for "Death By Chocolate"? A: "Death By Vanilla" just doesn't sound as honorable a death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Death By Vanilla" just doesn't sound as honorable a death. Q - Which would you prefer: seppuku, or listening to "Ice Ice Baby" until it kills you? A - These are the days it never rains but it pours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - These are the days it never rains but it pours. Q: We're being buried in IODIZED SALT? A: Watching some good friends screaming "LET ME OUT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Watching some good friends screaming "LET ME OUT!" Q: So that is what happens at your nightly game session? A: For that is the day the Earth hiccuped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So that is what happens at your nightly game session? A: For that is the day the Earth hiccuped. Q: And it was then that we realized that things would get worse... A: Gaming got a whole lot more fun after we invented that inter-reality teleportation machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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