Pariah Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And now you too can make yourself look like a complete and total jackass in front of the entire nation! Q - What do you mean, I'm the new owner of the Oakland Raiders?! A - Take a look down at the madman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Stay-Puffed man is on fire?!? A: And now you too can make yourself look like a complete and total jackass in front of the entire nation! Q: Ronco has a "Run for President" kit? A: He's on fire. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Take a look down at the madman. A: He's on fire. Again. Q: You're saying someone who thinks he's Johnny Storm is at the bottom of this ditch? A: I hear he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hear he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Q: What makes you think he's a sociopath? A: It turned out to be only a rumor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It turned out to be only a rumor. Q - You mean it's not a tumor? A - Pull me under. I'm not afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Pull me under. I'm not afraid. Q: In this pit is the Terror of 1000 Succubi. Or, you can climb the rope up to escape. What say you? A: Not the way I'd chose to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not the way I'd chose to go. Q: Let's go from Portland to Seattle by way of Guam! What's wrong? A: You know, ducks did not evolve to fill that particular feeding niche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: In this pit is the Terror of 1000 Succubi. Or, you can climb the rope up to escape. What say you? A: Not the way I'd chose to go. Q: He went down the path marked "Danger: Ten Million starving kitties?" A: It's better than being nibbled to death by ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' ducks did not evolve to fill that particular feeding niche.[/quote'] Q: Can you believe it? After he murdered his rival, the idiot tried to dispose of the corpse in the duck pond! A: It's better than being nibbled to death by ducks. Q: Y'know, if you gotta die, is there anything more horrible than a cobra bite to the crotch? A: The waterfowl dodged vertically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you believe it? After he murdered his rival, the idiot tried to dispose of the corpse in the duck pond! Q: Y'know, if you gotta die, is there anything more horrible than a cobra bite to the crotch? A: The waterfowl dodged vertically. Q: How, exactly, did your AA battery miss a duck? *...This is, after all, a 2D RTS we're in. A: Hyperspatial ducks?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hyperspatial ducks?!?! Q: We just dropped out of hyperspace! What do you see that we got caught in the engines? A: A myth no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A myth no more. Q: I know everybody must get stoned, but did you really need to bring in Medusa? A: Nobody is to stone anybody until I blow this whistle, even if they do say *******! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody is to stone anybody until I blow this whistle' date=' even if they do say *******![/quote'] Q: Where is the basilisk that is the team mascot? A: This clean house courtesy of the basilisk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This clean house courtesy of the basilisk. Q: All these cat statues -- they aren't really statues, are they? A: What I'd like to know is how it can possibly eat enough to sustain its body mass with a diet consisting solely of goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All these cat statues -- they aren't really statues, are they? A: What I'd like to know is how it can possibly eat enough to sustain its body mass with a diet consisting solely of goldfish. Q: Behold! My Goldfish-Eating Great White Shark! Q: Mad science at its finest. When does it explode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mad science at its finest. When does it explode? Q - What do you think of the the Broncos' performance in the NFL Draft after Day 1? A - Not only is is irrational, it's completely unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What do you think of the the Broncos' performance in the NFL Draft after Day 1? A - Not only is is irrational, it's completely unreal. Q: What's wrong with Complex numbers? A: You've ridden Bucking Broncos...Well, now we've got something new for you! Bucking Brontos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've ridden Bucking Broncos...Well' date=' now we've got something new for you! Bucking Brontos![/quote'] Q: Since when did Letterman become such a dangerous super-hero? A: It made a miracle look mundane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It made a miracle look mundane. Q - Kurt Russell is doing another Disney film? A - Fifteen thousand million dozen pennies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Fifteen thousand million dozen pennies. Q: So how did you pay your taxes this year? A: I'd like to be able to live by MY means, not their means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd like to be able to live by MY means' date=' not their means.[/quote'] Q - You have a problem with "Life, by any means necessary?" A - They're everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - They're everywhere! Q: Why is it so easy to find atoms? A: This isn't what I was originally looking for, but it looks like it'll have to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This isn't what I was originally looking for' date=' but it looks like it'll have to do.[/quote'] Q - You've discovered an Ancient device that will end world hunger, provide cheap, clean energy, and make the Republicans and Democrats stop arguing with each other! Why aren't you more excited? A - Release my body! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Release my body! Q: OK, Mister Ghost, what do you want Dr. Frankenstein to do for you? A: Quoth the raven nevermore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, Mister Ghost, what do you want Dr. Frankenstein to do for you? A: Quoth the raven nevermore. Q: And then my shotgun, I remembered my shotgun. I retrieved my shotgun and... A: Varmits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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