Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Another victory like this and we'll all be bread! Q: The wheat force won the battle! Rice is retreating! What do you think, Great Leader of Cereal Grains? A: In my hands, the camera lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: In my hands, the camera lies. Q: Micheal Moore; describe your filming technique. A: He's fat, lazy, AND stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's fat' date=' lazy, AND stupid.[/quote'] Q: The "trifecta of fail?" A: They call him "Ginger Balls". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: They call him "Ginger Balls". Q: He was put on a deserted island and stole the show. What did the call him? A: I AM the lesser evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I AM the lesser evil. Q: How do you compare to Voldemort and Cthulu? A: Better than three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Better than three. Q: And I imagine you'll be taking two lumps of arsenic with this tea? A: It's raining cows! Hallelujah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's raining cows! Hallelujah! Q: A milk dance? Don't you mean a rain dance? Seriously, what do you expect to come of a milk dance? A: It does a body good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It does a body good. Q: Are you sure you want to enbalm this corpse? A: You know my name. Look up the number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know my name. Look up the number. Q: How does Seven-of-Nine vex fanboys who ask for her phone number? A: Its the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its the same thing. Q: Did you forget to pop this popcorn? A: The Printer of Doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Printer of Doom. Q: What consumes more ink than any other piece of technology in Latveria? A: Just because you're legally a head of state doesn't mean I won't clobber you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What consumes more ink than any other piece of technology in Latveria? A: Just because you're legally a head of state doesn't mean I won't clobber you. Q: YOU WOULD CLOBBER DOOM?!?! A: Well, it is Clobberin' Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' it is Clobberin' Time.[/quote'] Q: What did the Thing tell the Judge that gave him contempt of court? A: That can't be the doorbell. We don't have a door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That can't be the doorbell. We don't have a door! Q: What's that ominous clanging sound? A: Even being dipped in boiling oil wouldn't make me rat on 1,482 men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that ominous clanging sound? A: Even being dipped in boiling oil wouldn't make me rat on 1,482 men! Q: Rat, already! *Waves wand* A: EvilWizard the Incompetent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: EvilWizard the Incompetent. Q: What is an even worse name to be stuck with than Dimwit the Excessive? A: It was a tube snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a tube snake. Q: You plugged that rattler into the TV? Why? A: Is it on? Is it off? REPLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Is it on? Is it off? REPLY! Q - All right, all right, I've turned it off already. I think I turned it off, anyway. Maybe. A - Probably not more than four feet, and definitely not more than three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Probably not more than four feet' date=' and definitely not more than three.[/quote'] Q: So how many appendages did the alien have? A: That seems a little large to be the rectal probe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That seems a little large to be the rectal probe. Q: Why did you run away when the team of nurses wheeled in the machine? A: My thought was that is wasn't large enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: My thought was that is wasn't large enough. Q: After Galactus ate Jupiter what did he say? A. They're heeeeere!! ...No, wait, I was wrong, they're over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A. They're heeeeere!! ...No, wait, I was wrong, they're over there. Q: What makes angry ghosts so difficult to find. A: It's Opening Day, when all hearts are light and the Mariners are ready to go 0-162. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Opening Day' date=' when all hearts are light and the Mariners are ready to go 0-162.[/quote'] Q - So you're not a Cubs fan, then? A - And that's when I pushed him out of the vehicle, your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - And that's when I pushed him out of the vehicle' date=' your honor.[/quote'] Q: After he made those insults and jokes, what did you do to him? A. No, wait, that's odd... this beaker is full of soda... ...Which means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: After he made those insults and jokes, what did you do to him? A. No, wait, that's odd... this beaker is full of soda... ...Which means... Q: I drank the beaker that was full of soda, and you have the beaker of the monster formula, right? A: Closed for the Holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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