Michael Hopcroft Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Closed for the Holidays. Q: Name a sign you could never sell to Santa's Workshop. A: No, you turn left here. Left. Not right. Left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you turn left here. Left. Not right. [i']Left.[/i] Q: Is this the right way to get to Albuquerque? A: Well, you certainly wouldn't want to give him a carrot, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' you certainly wouldn't want to give him a carrot, would you?[/quote'] Q: What is something that you should never do with Bugs Bunny? A: They all show up at the Health Office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: They all show up at the Health Office. Q: What happens to the priest, the rabbi and the pastor after they leave the bar? A: I would rather not be shot, thank you very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens to the priest, the rabbi and the pastor after they leave the bar? A: I would rather not be shot, thank you very much! Q: Want to go on a safari where the animals have guns and they hunt us? A: "People, please, stand back and don't panic. I'm fairly sure if I cut this wire here, it should disarm the bo-" KA-BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: "People' date=' please, stand back and don't panic. I'm fairly sure if I cut this wire here, it should disarm the bo-" KA-BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote'] Q: What happens to guys who think they're Batman but aren't? A: That guy is really crazy! He's so convinced he's Superman that he really IS Superman! We've got to help him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens to guys who think they're Batman but aren't? A: That guy is really crazy! He's so convinced he's Superman that he really IS Superman! We've got to help him! Q: Show me a crazy psychologist, and... A: Denial of reality will only get you so far. This one really is flying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Denial of reality will only get you so far. This one really is flying. Q: How did the psychologist get to be so high? A: His invisibility only works while none are looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: His invisibility only works while none are looking. Q - Did Foxbat really invent a functional invisibility device? A - I gave it up for Lent, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I gave it up for Lent' date=' sorry.[/quote'] Q: Aren't you coming to watch us burn the witch? A: The Peasants are revolting. Extremely revolting! Horrible dress sense, terrifying dental health, don't even know the meaning of the word "bath". Thoroughly bad lot all round. That's why we never invite them to our parties. So? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Peasants are revolting. Extremely revolting! Horrible dress sense' date=' terrifying dental health, don't even know the meaning of the word "bath". Thoroughly bad lot all round. That's why we never invite them to our parties. So?[/quote'] Q - So you didn't invite us here to help you put down a revolution? A - Like a shot in the back holdin' aces and eights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Like a shot in the back holdin' aces and eights. Q: Why was Wild Bill Hickok so glad to get his cards. A: This sentenial has been primed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This sentenial has been primed. Q: When is bank fraoud not such a good idea? A: A Bear in his natural habitat -- a Studebaker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When is bank fraoud not such a good idea? A: A Bear in his natural habitat -- a Studebaker! Q: Who's idea was it to give Fozzie Bear a driver's license? A: He snorted enough cocaine to kill two and a half men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He snorted enough cocaine to kill two and a half men. Q: How did Charlie Sheen get his show canceled? A: Trust my navigation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Trust my navigation! Q: We were going from Boston to DC. Why did that sign say "Welcome to Las Vegas"? A. Well in that case, duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well in that case' date=' duct tape.[/quote'] Q - Okay, so this case is full of baling wire. What's in that one? A - I can't believe he's still available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I can't believe he's still available. Q: Historical Fantasy Baseball Legue draft Round 2: I select Babe Ruth. A: I think you're being a little TOO honest about our team's chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you're being a little TOO honest about our team's chances. Q: You just gave us 9:1 odds against! And you're the coach!? A: He got 3 unassisted with that line drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He got 3 unassisted with that line drive. Q: What makes you think the new designated hitter is a former Mafia hitman? A: Tinker to Evers to Chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tinker to Evers to Chance Q: How do you spot an old Cubs fan? A: No one plays the King's Gambit any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No one plays the King's Gambit any more. Q: Why do you keep losing at chess despite your Grandmaster mad skills? A: Only the weak show mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only the weak show mercy. Q: You just said what to Superman?? A: Not such a great idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not such a great idea. Q: Here is a great idea: take a racer around Earth powered by dynamite. A. You are so sent to Boise, Idaho for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A. You are so sent to Boise' date=' Idaho for that.[/quote'] Q - Yeah, I just said you look like Mrs. Potato Head. What are you gonna do about it? A - It's not exactly what I had in mind. In fact, it's better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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