Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was attacked by a tree. Q: Why are you making no sound? A: But he made it out -- with a bullet in his back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What? I thought you said Samuels survived the gun battle? A: See? This is exactly why I prefer to watch the giant robot fights from the safety and comfort of the local sports bar. Sure, nothing beats the thrill of being there at the statium, but it's always so damned hard to get decent seats at a reasonable price. And let's not even get into the propability that one of those collossal mecha will fall over on top of the bleachers and crush you to death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: See? This is exactly why I prefer to watch the giant robot fights from the safety and comfort of the local sports bar. Sure' date=' nothing beats the thrill of being there at the statium, but it's always so damned hard to get decent seats at a reasonable price. And let's not even get into the propability that one of those collossal mecha will fall over on top of the bleachers and crush you to death...[/quote'] Q: Why did we come here instead of the sanctioned 50-ft mecha combat arena in the center of town? A: 20 women in spandex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: 20 women in spandex Q: I see you just got back from the auditions for the new She-Hulk movie. What did you see? A: If disemboweling rattlesnakes to remove half-digested rodents from their stomachs is wrong, I don't want to be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If disemboweling rattlesnakes to remove half-digested rodents from their stomachs is wrong' date=' I don't want to be right.[/quote'] Q - How's that career as a research herpetologist working out for you? A - Don't you ask me how I feel, 'cause I don't feel fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Don't you ask me how I feel' date=' 'cause I don't feel fine.[/quote'] Q: And now for one trillion dollors - how do you feel? A: If the right one don't getcha then the left one will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If the right one don't getcha then the left one will. Q: What is the purpose of Batman's fists? A: Because I'm the Queen of France, that's why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I'm the Queen of France' date=' that's why![/quote'] Q - Why must you offer cake to everyone you see? A - The future soon becomes the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - The future soon becomes the past. Q: Why is the Doctor such a troublsome foe? A: He's a short Giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's a short Giant. Q: He's only 6' tall. How can he be a storm giant? A: A giant dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A giant dwarf. Q: What did Gimli look like before the application of special effects? A: Other than our ship being blown apart into its component atoms, I think this is going rather well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Gimli look like before the application of special effects? A: Other than our ship being blown apart into its component atoms, I think this is going rather well. Q: What do you think of your first First Contact, Crewman Jenkins? A: Could use a little pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Could use a little pepper. Q - This is Spoo. The Narn and the Centauri both love it. What do you think? A - I'll buy that for a dollar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q - This is Spoo. The Narn and the Centauri both love it. What do you think? A - I'll buy that for a dollar! Q: Two dollars for a dollar! Two dollars for a dollar! Any takers? A: The trick is, it's a counter feat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The trick is' date=' it's a counter feat.[/quote'] Q: What's the best thing to get a PC in D20 Diner Waitress? A: Makes you wish Gary Gygax had owned a thesaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Makes you wish Gary Gygax had owned a thesaurus. Q: Why does he constantly keep using the phrase "not a few"? A: Not a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not a lot. Q: Are you enjoying your lobotomy? A: Our Lady of Inarticulate Concepts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Our Lady of Inarticulate Concepts Q: She was a nun, but all she says is, "I'm kinda, sort a, like... ya know!" Who is she? A: Fer real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fer real. Q: I see fer! Fer illusion? A: Of course, if a real horse tried to do that it would die a horrible death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course' date=' if a real horse tried to do that it would die a horrible death.[/quote'] Q: Did a ghost horse just run the marinas trench? A: The goose drank wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The goose drank wine. Q: Why do you think it was the duck who got into the vodka? A: Tonight we'll be free! All the promises will be broken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tonight we'll be free! All the promises will be broken! Q: What did the CEO say the day his embezzlement appeal went before the Supreme Court? A: One dollar, one vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the CEO say the day his embezzlement appeal went before the Supreme Court? A: One dollar, one vote. Q: What will each member of the American public have left after the Republicans and the Democrats flush the economy down the crapper? A: I will not transform into a giant snake, it never helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will not transform into a giant snake' date=' it never helps.[/quote'] Q - Hey, can you use your fantastic animal powers to get me World Cup tickets? A - 'Cause all you do is monkey around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - 'Cause all you do is monkey around. Q: Are you koko for coco-puffs? A: Carefully. The pig is armed and dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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