Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: GOOOAAALLL!!! Q: What do you say when Foxbat falls into a bottomless pit? A: Actually, if you dig through the Earth from here you end up in the Pacific ocean off the eastern coast of Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' if you dig through the Earth from here you end up in the Pacific ocean off the eastern coast of Australia.[/quote'] Q: Wow! Should I put another shrimp on the barbie? A: Bad Slim! No Donut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bad Slim! No Donut! Q: I've been puttin' on weight, Tex. Are you gonna start callin' me Stout now? A: I'm the 273rd fastest gun in the West, but to compensate I have really bad aim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm the 273rd fastest gun in the West' date=' but to compensate I have really bad aim.[/quote'] Q: How's it feel to be to have a worse reputation than Big, Short, Fat Irving? A: And Irving drew... drew a picture of a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And Irving drew... drew a picture of a cow. Q: What makes you think your character sheet would benefit from "Fast Draw: Pencils"? A: And this is one of those times when a draw is much, much worse than a loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is one of those times when a draw is much' date=' much worse than a loss.[/quote'] Q - Have you ever heard the expression that a tie is kinda like kissing your sister? A - Given a choice, I'd rather have the 500 drooling neanderthals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Given a choice' date=' I'd rather have the 500 drooling neanderthals.[/quote'] Q: And behind Door Number three is an army of goats! Will you make the deal? A: There's an awful lot of money I don't have out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's an awful lot of money I don't have out there. Q: What is the lament of the government? A: Pilates of the Caribbean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pilates of the Caribbean Q: Okay, who's having all these Rastafarians crucified? A: I shouldn't have to wait thirty days to buy a gun! I'm angry NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, who's having all these Rastafarians crucified? A: I shouldn't have to wait thirty days to buy a gun! I'm angry NOW! Q: So, what'd you say to get locked up in here? A: We tried, but they're made of noodles, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We tried' date=' but they're made of noodles, you know.[/quote'] Q: You had guns! Why couldn't you defeat the Pastamancer's army? A: It got eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It got eaten. Q: Why doesn't anybody worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster anymore? A: If you have to ask how a Unicorn can be both Pink and Invisible, this pizza is not for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why doesn't anybody worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster anymore? A: If you have to ask how a Unicorn can be both Pink and Invisible, this pizza is not for you. Q: Ponyland Express Pizza? A: Someone had to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Someone had to say it. Q - You ARE aware that Joss Whedon is a no-talent hack who'll screw up any series that runs more than half a season, right? A - That's certainly nothing worth crying about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's certainly nothing worth crying about Q: The floor is all covered in milk! WAAAA! A: Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty! Cupcakes! And don't be hasty! Cupcakes! Cupcakes Cupcakes Cupcakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The floor is all covered in milk! WAAAA! A: Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty! Cupcakes! And don't be hasty! Cupcakes! Cupcakes Cupcakes Cupcakes! Q: And your reason for believing them to be a serial killer are?... A: All is not lost. We still have a rubber ducky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: All is not lost. We still have a rubber ducky. Q - This is gonna be the most boring bath ever. A - Turtle poop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Turtle poop! Q: Are there any advantages to keeping your dojo in the sewers of New York City? A: Actually, I can't even digest pizza, but thanks for asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' I can't even digest pizza, but thanks for asking.[/quote'] Q: We have 2000 pizzas to wat by tomorrow. Can you help us with that? A: An onion a day, keeps everyone away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: An onion a day' date=' keeps everyone away![/quote'] Q: What is the staple of an ogre's diet? A: That's like comparing a sloth on downers to a swarm of locusts on speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's like comparing a sloth on downers to a swarm of locusts on speed. Q - So who's faster, the Flash or Quicksilver? A - There's something about that that's both heartwarming and deeply disturbing at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - There's something about that that's both heartwarming and deeply disturbing at the same time. Q: What is it like vacation on the Sun? A: It can't be any worse than Mecha-Streisand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It can't be any worse than Mecha-Streisand. Q: Are you ready for the Attack of the Techno-Slash? A: What I put into my body is my business and nobody else's. So back off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What I put into my body is my business and nobody else's. So back off! Q: That chemical you're about to drink will explode and kill everyone in a 5 mile radius when mixed with stomach acids! Have you gone mad? A: It's like smitten, only dirtier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like smitten' date=' only dirtier.[/quote'] Q: Did you hear the latest on Batman and Poison Ivy? A: I was attacked by a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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