Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Asperion said: A: When I said to the Moon, I did not realize that it would be taken literally. Q: This is NASA, Mr. Kramden. We're taking your wife to Cape Canaveral as you requested. Can you sign here, please? (See above for Answer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: No, I'm not a couch potato. I think I'm more like an onion. Q: What do you mean when you say you've got 'layers'? A: That'll do, donkey, that'll do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 14 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: That'll do, donkey, that'll do. Q: So you want to tell all these young Democrats to shut up? How can you possibly convince them? A: Learning politics and joining a party may not be the best idea, Daffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 On 4/18/2019 at 12:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Learning politics and joining a party may not be the best idea, Daffy. Q: If you plan to take over the world, why haven't you invented ways to subvert the electoral process? A: Pinky took a personal day off and Bugs can't make it; sorry Brain, it's just you and me tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 6 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Pinky took a personal day off and Bugs can't make it; sorry Brain, it's just you and me tonight. Q: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? A: I think so but....you know she's never going to leave Mickey Lucius Alexander And that bicephalous beast, the palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 On 4/20/2019 at 4:54 AM, Lucius said: A: I think so but....you know she's never going to leave Mickey Q: Does Squaresoft's new Disney Princess game look a little too rodenty for some reason? A: What a Mickey Mouse operation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: What a Mickey Mouse operation! Q: Does Squaresoft's new Disney Princess game look a little too rodenty for some reason? A: That's just Goofy! Lucius Alexander This is just a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Lucius said: A: That's just Goofy! Q: What is that tall half-human, half-dog monstrosity doing at the hockey rink? A; In this universe, everyone is Goofy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is that tall half-human, half-dog monstrosity doing at the hockey rink? A; In this universe, everyone is Goofy. Q: I don't care if Walt rises from the grave to do it, how can they charge our entire continuum with copyright infringement? A: Beaming Kirk and Spock to the office is not the same as downloading the video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 11 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Beaming Kirk and Spock to the office is not the same as downloading the video. Q: I can understand Steve Carrell wanting to do the crossover episode, but isn't Leonard Nimoy still somewhat dead? A: Oh, I died several years ago. Bubonic plague, I believe. But I'm all better now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Oh, I died several years ago. Bubonic plague, I believe. But I'm all better now! Q: You're selling a lot of books for a guy who's supposed to be dead. A: The Past ain't what it used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: The Past ain't what it used to be. Q: Using time travel to open new Domino's locations is a great idea, isn't it? A: In space, no one can hear you whistle "Waltzing Matilda" off-key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 4/23/2019 at 2:57 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: In space, no one can hear you whistle "Waltzing Matilda" off-key. Q: Why won't the Australians build their own space station? A: It's not possible to be politically correct when politics are so wrong to start with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Q: How big a problem is 'political correctness' in today's policy discussions? A: Always remember, my son: Pillage before you burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Always remember, my son: Pillage before you burn. Q: Can you make bread out of this scorched grain? A: While you may be skeptical, I assure you that this pill will definitely make your enemies see red, even when nothing red is actually there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Q: Why does everyone back up when I pull out this pill? A: You will get your answer if you show a natural 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Q: What're the odds that you'll tell me that so-called secret recipe of yours? A: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Q: What was Miss Keller talking to you about? A: In this case, the salad fork goes on the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 11 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: In this case, the salad fork goes on the right. Q: Didn't anyone ever teach you how to set the table? A: A surprise around every corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Q: What is going on with all these cattails around here? A: We must use the fork side of the equation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: We must use the fork side of the equation. Q: Okay, I get that we need to use bistromathics to solve this problem, but how do we do that, exactly? A: It's a con. The Universe will never end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 57 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: It's a con. The Universe will never end. Q: What are Estelle, Patti LuPone, and all these cosplayers who painted themselves odd colors doing here? A: Now showing on every screen in every multiplex in Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Q: Why are we getting this constant stream of infomercials? A: We are not the Latter Day Saints - more like the Latter Day Devils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are not the Latter Day Saints - more like the Latter Day Devils. Q: Is it true your church got their own chapter in The Joy of Sects? A: It's like the behavior of herd animals Lucius Alexander Have you herd of palindromedaries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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