quozaxx Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Here's a new idea that I hope catches on. David Letterman has had a top 10 list for ages. Mostly funny responses to a top 10 list. I thought it would be fun to start our own Champion's based top 10. Each person can post 1 or 2 of the top 10. When #1 is reached, they can start a new list. Here's the first one: Top 10 reasons not to shake Grond's hand: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Top 10 do I shake the upper or lower hand what is the protocal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptPatriot Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Top 10 Number 9: When do you think was the last time he actually washed his hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Top 10 #8: You'd really like to keep your arm attached to your shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Top 10 #7: Limitation: Fear of Joy Buzzers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Top 10 #6: Limitation: Compulsion to always use Joy Buzzers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsatow Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Top 10 #5 You are not quite sure that is his hand. #4 You told Ogre that you'd shake his hand first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Top 10 #3 The radioactive mutant secret handshake involves 427 seperate hand motions and can't be completed without performing the hokey pokey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Re: Top 10 #2: You've heard he always follows up his handshakes with a big bearhug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jms1973 Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Re: Top 10 #1 You won't be able to stop shaking until at least three days later. Next Top Ten List. Top Ten Reasons You Should Never Ask Firewing for A Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Re: Top 10 #10 I left my Factor 10000000 sunscreen at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quozaxx Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Re: Top 10 #9 He may misunderstand it as an insult; and then you're toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Re: Top 10 #8: Your arson insurance won't cover 39 city blocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Re: Top 10 #7 - Due to difficulties in translation, he may mistake "a light" for "alight". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Re: Top 10 #6: He may not understand what it is you want lit, and your fireproof costume is in the laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.