Pariah Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 I'm not answering this. I want a poll. Galaxy-conquering Villains: Emperor Palpatine vs. The Mule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Emperor Palpatine makes an ass of the Mule There will be no poll. Grapes vs Banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 How long can we keep baiting Death Tribble about his phallic fruit versus testicular fruit throw-down? Days versus months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/6/2018 at 11:54 PM, Cancer said: Months, I hope. Card Games: Djinn Rummy vs Dragon Poker Lucius Alexander The palindromedary would have said days, but I'm more optimistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Djinn rummy. Poking a dragon is never a good idea. Movie you'd like to see made: "Champions: The Motion Picture" vs. "Foxbat Confidential" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Neither, Hollywood is crap. (though I imagine the former would have an extra hour of William Shatner looking at a viewscreen) WHo knows how to make better movies? Hollywood vs Bollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Hollywood. There are chemical elements awaiting for completion and I am just the person to drag it up The fruit frodown final Grapes vs Banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 The poll be the judge. Peter Cullen voice over Venger (D&D cartoon) vs Optimus Prime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Venger is underrated. Saturday morning cartoon physics: Skyscraper-sized giant robot Megatron transforming into a handgun vs. Roadrunner speeding through a tunnel that was painted onto the mountainside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 The roadrunner, though in Megatron's case he wasn't supposed to be skyscraper-tall, just about 25-30 ft. Speaking of D&D cartoons: Our forum friend Iuz. They should have put him in the cartoons vs not. Note: Was Iuz in the D&D mythos yet in 1983? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Sure, put him in. Though he'd've been morphed into the Vile Fiend Of Drinking Milk Out Of The Carton by the editing sensibilities of the time. As for canon D&D pantheon in 1983 ... I can't say. There was a pantheon by then, but I never paid attention to it (I had the fake woodgrain pasteboard box of pamphlets, and the Greyhawk pamphlet, and that's it, discounting a few hundred pages of junk of my own composition), and then in May 1983 all my D&D stuff was destroyed in the fire. It was five years plus before I was able to do RPGs again. Really old RPGs: Empire of the Petal Throne versus beginning Traveler. Hopefully this will not cause religious wars to break out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Beginning Traveler. More starting characters should die during character generation. Christmas Carol-Off: Jingle Bells vs. Winter Wonderland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Wonderland, because I always overlay the old old sarcastic lyric on it, "Walking 'round in women's underwear." Mind you, I much prefer the violently Christmasized version of Iron Man, that starts off with the greatly distorted spoken line, "I AM SANTA CLAUS", followed immediately by the Black Sabbath guitar riff. Disappointing Christmas presents that, when it comes down to it, you don't mind that much. Socks versus Candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 Sock. Who played Sinbad the Sailor the best ? Kerwin Matthews (7th Voyage of Sinbad) vs Guy Williams (Captain Sinbad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 On 12/14/2018 at 11:24 AM, Cancer said: Sure, put him in. Though he'd've been morphed into the Vile Fiend Of Drinking Milk Out Of The Carton by the editing sensibilities of the time. As for canon D&D pantheon in 1983 ... I can't say. There was a pantheon by then, but I never paid attention to it (I had the fake woodgrain pasteboard box of pamphlets, and the Greyhawk pamphlet, and that's it, discounting a few hundred pages of junk of my own composition), and then in May 1983 all my D&D stuff was destroyed in the fire. It was five years plus before I was able to do RPGs again. Really old RPGs: Empire of the Petal Throne versus beginning Traveler. Hopefully this will not cause religious wars to break out. Funny thing, the cartoon was considered "too adult" at the time. Note: I didn't get to see the final season, the Satanic Panic hit my area by then, and you know how they felt about anything D&D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Wikipedia says Iuz was first mentioned in publication in the 1980 Greyhawk folio. I guess that makes him 38 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 12/8/2018 at 12:31 PM, death tribble said: Emperor Palpatine makes an ass of the Mule There will be no poll. Grapes vs Banana *taps microphone* Ahem... Grapes. Also, Guy Williams. Now, on to more frivolous pursuits! Double Dipping vs. Five Second Rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 Double dipping Who played Captain Sinbad the best John Phillip Law (Golden Voyage of Sinbad) vs Patrick Wayne (Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 I'm picking law for being in Death Rode a Horse (aka "15 years ago...…") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 John Philip Law vs Jude Law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 John Phillip Law Best Captain Sinbad finale Guy Williams (Captain Sinbad) vs John Phillip Law (Golden Voyage of Sinbad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Since no one else wants to answer, JP again. Back to the D&D cartoon: Was it just me, or was Dungeon Master Chaotic Neutral at best. Yes or no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 No, I thought he was solidly Neutral Evil. Dude only spoke in unhelpful riddles that got the party into trouble more often than not. D&D cartoon continued: Most expendable party member: Eric (Cavalier), Presto (Wizard), or Bobby (Barbarian) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Hmm, the easy answer is Uni. Eric had the best defense. Bobby the best offense (with the exception of Hank). ANd as much as Presto FUBARed hs spells, a lot of them were at least semi-effective. So, probably Eric (though he was more valuable than he gets credit for), if you teach the rest of the party to dodge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 Teasing the drop-bear Bad idea vs really bad idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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