Badger Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 Kuo Toa because they aren't Bullywugs Bugbears vs Drop-Bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 Drop Bears because bugbears already won one Humanoids continued The Drow vs Duergar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 I hate Drow almost as much as I hate players who play Drow. Humanoid continuation continued: Troglodyte vs. Saurial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 saurial as we have had Troglodytes. Keep up Old Man Humanoids continued Derro vs Mongrelmen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 4:35 PM, death tribble said: saurial as we have had Troglodytes. Keep up Old Man Humanoids continued Derro vs Mongrelmen Derro but only if we use the original Sharpe Shaver version. We had 'em before let's have 'em again: Mongrelmen vs Bugbears Lucius Alexander The palindromedary claims to remember Lemuria, but only at one end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 Neither as I don't like being mocked again. Humanoids continued Githyanki vs Githzerai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 Githzerai are... less bad. Most foolish mistake: Mocking the Tribble vs. Going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Mocking the Tribble is far more dangerous! Sicilians can grow arrogant and do themselves in Where as Tribble has Zodded me repeatedly, and I was helpless to prevent it. Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) vs Catwoman (Selena Kyle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Hermit said: Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) vs Catwoman (Selena Kyle) Yes please. In a nice warm mud wallow. With interesting lighting. And appropriate music. A nice glass of Irish on the table next to my chair. And ... Hm, pardon me. The one with the whip. Of course. Soul-destroying villainesses: Dolores Umbridge vs Nurse Ratched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Nurse Ratched as I have never seen the Harry Potter films or read the books Humanoids continued Orog vs Quaggoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Quaggoth, as it obviously is the result of crossing a goth with a quagga and thus represents a source from which we can restore a population of extinct equids and another of people who wear too much black. And get some possibly interesting mental imagery and arguments about their relation to centaurs. Reasons goths might be nearing extinction: Hit by cars while crossing streets at night vs. cirrhosis of the ennui complicated by chronic metal poisoning from the manganese in colorfast black dyestuffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 4 hours ago, death tribble said: Nurse Ratched as I have never seen the Harry Potter films or read the books Humanoids continued Orog vs Quaggoth You haven't read the Potter and claim to be from the isle of Britain. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Cancer said: Quaggoth, as it obviously is the result of crossing a goth with a quagga and thus represents a source from which we can restore a population of extinct equids and another of people who wear too much black. And get some possibly interesting mental imagery and arguments about their relation to centaurs. Reasons goths might be nearing extinction: Hit by cars while crossing streets at night vs. cirrhosis of the ennui complicated by chronic metal poisoning from the manganese in colorfast black dyestuffs. Option 3: The universe just hates them. Watching a Kevin Costner marathon vs straddling a spiked fence naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 The last two Kevin Costner movies I saw, Draft Day and Hidden Figures, were both actually quite good. Statuesque Stunners: Venus de Milo vs. The New Colossus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 The Venus de Milo. I have seen it. Humanoids continued Mermen vs Grimlocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 In 1980s cartoons, Grimlock was a bad mofo metallic T-rex, Merman was essentially evil Aquaman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 William Shatner's toupee vs James Harden-s beard (for those who know about basketball) Optional 3rd option: This battle would blue screen the universe before it's conclusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Oh like that is it ? Mr Shatner does not have a toupee So James wins All right you asked for it ! Badger ! Badger ! Badger ! vs Mushroom, Mushroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Much as it frightens me to do so, I have to pick Badger. Mushrooms put Lady P in the emergency room twice last year. Railroad Adventures for Toddlers: Thomas the Tank Engine vs. Dinosaur Train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Dinosaur Train. I'm not at all familiar with it, but it's gotta be better than Thomas. I just saw the Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse movie, so our next challenge is alt-world Spidertypes: Spider-Noir vs. Spider-Ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Spider Noir sound more fun More D+D related madness Roper vs Shambling Mound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Shambling Mound. Perfect music for me to fight Ewoks too. Hell March (Command&Conquer) vs Instruments of Destruction (Transformers: Animated Movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Neither Mars Bringer of War by Holst (Quatermass series and films) More D+D battles Beholders vs Mind Flayers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 I've always like beholders. D&D: Demons vs Devils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Demons More D+D creatures Chimera vs Manticore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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