Badger Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Hmm, we have to hear this Sagan story. oh, and how come you never met Einstein, I was under the impression you were classmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 No, I graduated in the Paleozoic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Paleozoic U? THe Fightin' 'Dactyls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 The Thundering Trilobites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Focus, people, focus. The answer is clearly bison. Because North Dakota State just won the FCS Championship. Middle of nowhere battle: North Dakota vs Saskatchewan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Saslatchewan has a place called Moose Jaw. This just cool. South Dakota vs NW Territory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 The Northwest Territory has more interesting terrain. Nunavut vs. New Brunswick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Nunavut, because it's further from France. More terrifying concept for new monsters: garment dragons (e.g., black leather dragon) versus undead food (carnivorous popcorn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Old Man said: The Northwest Territory has more interesting terrain. Nunavut vs. New Brunswick I think I remember a Canadian joking about Nunavut. As in, it was named after how much of it is hospitable for humans, Nunavut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Cancer said: More terrifying concept for new monsters: garment dragons (e.g., black leather dragon) versus undead food (carnivorous popcorn) Garment dragons are more terrifying, because if I see a dragon in a full latex bodysuit and carrying bondage gear, I'M OUTTA HERE! New Year's Resolutions - which is more likely to get done: Lose weight vs. Pay off credit card debt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Since I don't own a credit card, I'll go with that. (and I am probably only losing weight recently due to having to run errands for my injured mother) Orc vs Dork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Cancer said: Nunavut, because it's further from France. More terrifying concept for new monsters: garment dragons (e.g., black leather dragon) versus undead food (carnivorous popcorn) If I remember I think one Japanese monster is supposed to be a sentient strip of cotton. Japan is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Orc because dork cannot exist without it. In which case Goblins vs Kobolds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Goblins don't have a chemical element named after them. Dwarves and Elves: Snow White's Seven Dwarfs vs Santa's Elves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 The Dwarves are iconic. Santa's Elves were made up. On a continued theme Hobgoblins vs Bugbears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 I’ve always respected bugbears after that one TPK in Ghost Tower of Inverness. Snow White’s Seven Dwarves vs. the Goblins of the Misty Mountains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 The Goblins of the Misty Mountains were mean Humanoids part 3 Gnolls vs Troglodytes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Trogs! They played "Wild Thing". Harpies vs Medusae (Medusas? Medusai?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Harpies, because they're Air Cavalry bad. First edition Mission Impossible leaders: Mr. Briggs vs Mr. Phelps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Cancer said: Harpies, because they're Air Cavalry bad. First edition Mission Impossible leaders: Mr. Briggs vs Mr. Phelps "The Secretary will disavow any knowledge that Mr. Briggs was ever part of this show. Mr. Briggs will self-destruct after one season. " Jude Law vs Martial Law Lucius Alexander This tagline will self-destruct when the palindromedary gets around to eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Lucius said: Jude Law vs Martial Law Jude Law was Pitch Black. He wins. Car Stuff: Pink Cadillac vs. Little Red Corvette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 I hate both songs, but I'd rather drive the Corvette. You're Going To Die Either Way: Outrun a hippopotamus vs. Outswim a hippopotamus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 This is what G_d created helicopters for. Especially gunship helicopters. Killing them all openly vs. Make them all unpersons (and then killing them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 Killing them openly Humanoids part 4 Locathah vs Sahuagin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 Locathah are from Blackmoor, which is awesome. More Humanoids Kuo Toa vs. Bullywug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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