Old Man Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Manticores do that cool tail spike shoots thing IIRC. Most fearsome D&D critter: Rust Monster vs. Disenchanter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Old Man said: Rust Monster vs. Disenchanter Rust Monster D&D Big Bad Race of choice Drow vs. Mind Flayers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Drow, just to mess with Old Man trapped in a room with angry ghost vs angry pregnant woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Ghosts are insubstantial and also don't exist. Whereas the only hope of surviving an angry pregnant woman is if she's so far along she can barely move. Just to mess with Badger back, Ewoks vs. Oakland Raiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 If you mean the players, then the Raiders. If you mean the front office, then it's the ewoks. Obscure men's garments: lederhosen versus koteka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Koteka. Because if you're going into hand-to-hand combat wearing only Koteka, you've just shown the enemy that you're crazy with bravery. (Or maybe just crazy. Your guess is as good as mine.) Best unlikely superhero mentor: Aunt May versus Peter B. Parker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Old Man said: Ghosts are insubstantial and also don't exist. Whereas the only hope of surviving an angry pregnant woman is if she's so far along she can barely move. Just to mess with Badger back, Ewoks vs. Oakland Raiders. Actually didn't mess with me, I'd like to see the Ewoks take some hits from the Raiders. They are notorious for penalties, and I want to see Ewoks take some illegal hits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 16 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Koteka. Because if you're going into hand-to-hand combat wearing only Koteka, you've just shown the enemy that you're crazy with bravery. (Or maybe just crazy. Your guess is as good as mine.) Best unlikely superhero mentor: Aunt May versus Peter B. Parker. Peter B. Parker. Better quips Better Champions Universe mentalist: Mentalla vs. Mind Slayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 I like both but Mentalla is the better of the two. More D+D monsters Displacer Beast vs Carrion Crawler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 I've always wanted my own displace beast. Up or down: Lurker Above vs. Trapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 The 10 foot pole might get the Trapper. But not the Lurker Above so that wins D+D continued Doppelganger vs Umber Hulk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 I'll go with Umber Hulk. SO about the song Instruments of Destruction, is it a perfect theme song for cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Yes. D&D dessert sampler: Gray Ooze vs. Green Slime vs. Ochre Jelly vs. Black Pudding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 My memory is that the Black Pudding was the baddest of those in the original booklets. That was also the name my brother gave to a big dark-brown beanbag chair he was given one Christmas. Superhero chicken fights: Hawkman mounted on Flash vs Mockingbird mounted on Quicksilver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Hawkman is stronger than Mockingbird, and Flash is faster than Quicksilver. But it depends on the writers. Obviously I'm Rooting Against the Patriots In the AFC: Los Angeles Rams vs. New Orleans Saints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Either one is doomed to lose to the New England Patriots. (But I’m pulling for the Rams.) Dungeon crawl evolution at work: Piercer vs. Gelatinous Cube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Old Man said: Yes. D&D dessert sampler: Gray Ooze vs. Green Slime vs. Ochre Jelly vs. Black Pudding Have to admit, got to sample all, in the middle school cafeteria. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Pariah said: Hawkman is stronger than Mockingbird, and Flash is faster than Quicksilver. But it depends on the writers. Obviously I'm Rooting Against the Patriots In the AFC: Los Angeles Rams vs. New Orleans Saints Without the luxury of knowing the AFC champion, I had to decide on the Saints. Bradytron must be stopped, no matter the cost. And I feel Breezimus Prime is the best chance for that, instead of Goff Rod. Deny Belicron his destiny. Note: Ok, I was listening to the 1980s movie soundtrack, and I saw Belicheck during the Unicron theme playing and it all fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 Gelatinus Cube. Major D+D threat Bulette vs Beholder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Beholders are cool. (yeah, I don't know why I like them but I do, hey Dave the Beholder is a Ewokhunting buddy of mine) Ok, me and Old Man are disallowed from answering this due to our biases Drow vs Ewoks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Drow. Drow are all smoochy-smoochy with Lolth. Ewoks are all smoochy-smoochy with Marketing. And nothing is more evil and mindlessly corrupting than marketing. Next up: Schizophrenia versus Microcephalia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 The latter since the former gets overused in Hollywood. Vikings vs Ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Drunken berserkers with axes versus supernatural teleporting assassins with mystical ki powers? I almost feel bad for the vikings. Ninjas vs. Drow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Old Man said: Drunken berserkers with axes versus supernatural teleporting assassins with mystical ki powers? I almost feel bad for the vikings. Ninjas vs. Drow Well, remember, you only need one berserker to hold down a bridge. Edit: And I'll let someone else answer your question, because I am deciding to be nice a not troll for once. (don't get used to it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Old Man said: supernatural teleporting assassins with mystical ki powers? I almost feel bad for the vikings. Ninja. Ninjas vs. Drow Trolls vs Berserkers Lucius Alexander vs a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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