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Why haven't we heard from Iuz today?
 
 
I am also wondering who is Lolth pulling for in the playoffs (though I hear she is a University of Richmond fan)

Don't make me beat you

I think I have figured out Jon Gruden's plan.
 
Watching that pathetic OL, he is attempting to kill Derek Carr.  After this he will replace him with a 2-headed monster of Paxton Lynch and Nathan Peterman, alternating drives.
 
This makes sense, right?  Or does he have no plan and will steal my idea?

I think I have figured out Jon Gruden's plan.
 
Watching that pathetic OL, he is attempting to kill Derek Carr.  After this he will replace him with a 2-headed monster of Paxton Lynch and Nathan Peterman, alternating drives.
 
This makes sense, right?  Or does he have no plan and will steal my idea?

In the early 1970s, there was a baseball pitcher named Luke Walker.  If he had come along 10 years, his nickname is obvious.
 
I only mention him now, because if I remember after baseball, he went into law enforcement.

I take it that there was a Sooner win.

I was thinking of the dumb missionary and the North Sentinels.
 
I do remember in my reading, that in 1880, the British landed on the island, most of the natives scattered into the forest.  But, they did find an elderly couple, and 4 children, who they took with them.  The got sick (the couple died) and they were brought back.  Assuming an epidemic probably blasted through their people.  I kind of wonder if the chief reason they are so extremely hostile to visitors, is because of the "lore" from that incident and the resulting near-apocalypse (again assuming an epidemic did happen) is a result of: When white people show everybody drops dead.
 
In any case, just a thought.

How much damage does actually watching The Day After Tomorrow do?

How much damage does actually watching The Day After Tomorrow do?

I don't trust the UN to be able to walk and chew gum simultaneously.

Pass the roasted tribble!

Pass the roasted tribble!

Pass the roasted tribble!

Sauron.....Visine spokesman.
 
 

*smack*

Wouldn't everybody cheer when they died?

Wouldn't everybody cheer when they died?

Unlike today in the NFL, back then then the Lions always slaughtered the Saints.

I really must need to get off the allergy medication.  I was thinking about we could make casting decisions that would be completely horrific.
 
The ones I have so far: (examples)
 
Don Knotts as Rambo
 
Jerry Lewis (voice) as Sauron
 
and
 
Abbott & Costello as Saruman and Grima
 
 

Well, for fun, I decided to make everyone's starting QB, the most often used since 2001, so we got.
 
Miami-Ryan Tannehill
Buffalo-Ryan Fitzpatrick
Jets-Mark Sanchez (strangely appropriate)
NE- Tom Brady
 
Cleveland-Tim Couch
Baltimore-Joe Flacco
Pittsburgh-Ben Roethlisberger
Cincinnati-Andy Dalton
 
Houston-Matt Shaub
Tennessee-Steve McNair 
Jacksonville-David Garrard (forgot about him, replaced the corpse of Byron Leftwich if I remember)
Indianapolis-Peyton Manning
 
Oakland-Derek Carr (why couldn't Jamarcus be #1)
Denver-Peyton Manning (how is he going to play 2 game in one day?)
Kansas City-Trent Green (another of the forgotten)
Chargers-Philip Rivers
 
Dallas-Tony Romo
Washington-Kirk Cousins (Dan Snyder is fuming over this)
Philadelphia-Donovan McNabb
Giants- Eli Manning
 
Chicago-Jay Cutler (Cpt Interception)
Minnesota-Dante Culpepper (where he go)
Detroit-Matthew Stafford (Lions will be good when 3 TDs down at least)
Green Bay-Aaron Rodgers (I think Brett Favre and Russell WIlson were the only 2 to make 100+ starts with a team and not take top honor)
 
Tampa Bay-JOsh Freeman (really?)
Carolina-Cam Newton
Atlanta-Matt Ryan
New Orleans-Drew Brees (I think take away him and Aaron Brooks and they are left with a mere 5 starts)
 
Rams-Marc Bulger (Bradford #2, so they are saved from having to find a backup to take over by week 4)
Arizona-Carson Palmer
San Francisco-Alex Smith (no comment)
Seattle-Matt Hasselbeck
 
Peyton Manning with 2 teams is a problem for this league. First, I thought we could decide between their #2s (Andrew luck vs Jake Plummer), but I realized I should make Dan Snyder happy, and trade Cousins because Snydere would prefer Jason Campbell over COusins.  But, then I came upon a brilliant idea.  I will trade Kirk COusins to Indy*, who in turn will trade a felon to be named later to Oakland, and will send Jamarcus Russell to Washington.  Because we deserve the hilarity that is Jamarcus, and after all I am sure Dan Snyder would rather have Jamarcus Russell over Kirk COusins.
 
*Indy and not Denver, because I decided to spare a certain poster from the distress of Denver and Oakland dealing with each other.
 
 
Edit: I seem to have too much time on my hands this Friday night, that or the allergy medication has started taking effect
 
 
 
 

Well, for fun, I decided to make everyone's starting QB, the most often used since 2001, so we got.
 
Miami-Ryan Tannehill
Buffalo-Ryan Fitzpatrick
Jets-Mark Sanchez (strangely appropriate)
NE- Tom Brady
 
Cleveland-Tim Couch
Baltimore-Joe Flacco
Pittsburgh-Ben Roethlisberger
Cincinnati-Andy Dalton
 
Houston-Matt Shaub
Tennessee-Steve McNair 
Jacksonville-David Garrard (forgot about him, replaced the corpse of Byron Leftwich if I remember)
Indianapolis-Peyton Manning
 
Oakland-Derek Carr (why couldn't Jamarcus be #1)
Denver-Peyton Manning (how is he going to play 2 game in one day?)
Kansas City-Trent Green (another of the forgotten)
Chargers-Philip Rivers
 
Dallas-Tony Romo
Washington-Kirk Cousins (Dan Snyder is fuming over this)
Philadelphia-Donovan McNabb
Giants- Eli Manning
 
Chicago-Jay Cutler (Cpt Interception)
Minnesota-Dante Culpepper (where he go)
Detroit-Matthew Stafford (Lions will be good when 3 TDs down at least)
Green Bay-Aaron Rodgers (I think Brett Favre and Russell WIlson were the only 2 to make 100+ starts with a team and not take top honor)
 
Tampa Bay-JOsh Freeman (really?)
Carolina-Cam Newton
Atlanta-Matt Ryan
New Orleans-Drew Brees (I think take away him and Aaron Brooks and they are left with a mere 5 starts)
 
Rams-Marc Bulger (Bradford #2, so they are saved from having to find a backup to take over by week 4)
Arizona-Carson Palmer
San Francisco-Alex Smith (no comment)
Seattle-Matt Hasselbeck
 
Peyton Manning with 2 teams is a problem for this league. First, I thought we could decide between their #2s (Andrew luck vs Jake Plummer), but I realized I should make Dan Snyder happy, and trade Cousins because Snydere would prefer Jason Campbell over COusins.  But, then I came upon a brilliant idea.  I will trade Kirk COusins to Indy*, who in turn will trade a felon to be named later to Oakland, and will send Jamarcus Russell to Washington.  Because we deserve the hilarity that is Jamarcus, and after all I am sure Dan Snyder would rather have Jamarcus Russell over Kirk COusins.
 
*Indy and not Denver, because I decided to spare a certain poster from the distress of Denver and Oakland dealing with each other.
 
 
Edit: I seem to have too much time on my hands this Friday night, that or the allergy medication has started taking effect
 
 
 
 

It's Thursday, at least one team has to crap out.  And it cannot be allowed to be a good game.

Rafael Palmeiro won a GG playing 28 games at 1B one year.  
 
The big surprise is he won despite not being able to hit.  (since my childhood I've noticed the GG winners almost always need to able to hit to justify winning a fielding award because......just because)

Why?  Was doing research for his planned book The Voyage of the Spanish Armada

Sad faces shouldn't be a downgraded, I always thought it was supposed to be sympathy for someone having posted about something bad happening.