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Tentacles and gaping maws! Ooh, a little hentai action!

Re: "Neat" Pictures I've always wondered... what causes that atmospheric ripple effect? I see it in movies all the time, but sort of figured it was just the SFX guys trying to make it look cool...

Re: Order of the Stick Back in the older strips, the Oracle foretold ...

Re: "Neat" Pictures Yeah, I think a swan is a little outside of that eagle's CR.

Re: "real" unicorn Does it have the magical ability to detect virgins?

Re: I've joined the ranks... Sounds like everyone had a grand time, Nolgroth!

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Re: Online Steampulp Game This is a joke I've posted before, so forgive me if you've seen it before... A young man was walking along the beach. He's angry because some bully's been kicking sand in his face. Suddenly he comes upon an old lamp, half buried in the sand. He picks it up and wipes off the sand, and suddenly *POOF!* sitting on the beach next to him is a tiny, adorable little bunny rabbit. "What the heck is this supposed to be?" the man wonders out loud. "I'm a Devilbunny," the rabbit answers (to the man's great surprise). "I was hoping for a genie," the man ventures. "I'm better than any stupid genie," the rabbit says. "I'll completely destroy anything you want. Just say my name, and the name of what you want wrecked, and stand back." "Nonsense," says the man. "Try me," says the rabbit. "OK..." he looks around. "Devilbunny, this piece of driftwood..." The words are barely out of his mouth when the rabbit leaps into the air. Before he can blink, there's nothing left of the driftwood but some sawdust drifting in the breeze. The young man grins -- he's suddenly got an idea... He picks up the bunny, goes over to the parking lot, and finds the bully's car. "Devilbunny, that red convertable," he says. Again, the bunny turns into an engine of destruction. Within seconds, the only thing left is a lone tire, bouncing down the beach. The bully runs up and stares at the destruction. "What the hell did you do to my car?" he demands. "Wasn't me," says the young man, pointing at the little rabbit grooming himself nearby. "It was the Devilbunny." "Devilbunny?" the bully demands, growing furious. "Devilbunny, my ass!"

Re: Online Steampulp Game Couple of things: 1. Obviously, he's built on way too many points. I could probably trim him down, but y'all know how hard that can be! Suggestions are appreciated. 2. A little cheatery: His DR shouldn't go into an EC. I realize that. But the Bunny defies your petty rules! 3. Since he's basically a genie, somebody needs to play the "master" who found his lamp and accidentally released him.

Re: Online Steampulp Game The Devilbunny Val Char Cost 30 STR 20 18 DEX 24 20 CON 20 13 BODY 6 10 INT 0 10 EGO 0 5/20 PRE -5 16 COM 3 6 PD 0 6 ED 2 3 SPD 2 10 REC 0 40 END 0 40 STUN 2 6" RUN 0 1" SWIM -1 16" LEAP 0 Characteristics Cost: 73 Cost Power 7 Supernatural Bunny Powers: Elemental Control, 14-point powers 8 1) Great Legs: Leaping +10" (16" forward, 8" upward) (Accurate) 4 2) Not Afraid of Anything: +15 PRE; Defensive PRE Only (-1) 8 3) Tougher Than He Looks: Energy Damage Reduction, Resistant, 25% 8 4) Tougher Than He Looks: Physical Damage Reduction, Resistant, 25% 14 5) Deadlier Than He Looks: Killing Attack - Hand-To-Hand 1 1/2d6 (3d6+1 w/STR); Reduced Penetration (-1/4) 13 6) Can't Really Die: Healing 1 BODY, Resurrection, Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2), Persistent (+1/2); Extra Time (Regeneration-Only) 1 Hour (-2 1/4), Self Only (-1/2), Does Not Work On Holy Damage (-1/4) 6 Mostly Bullet-Proof: Damage Resistance (6 PD/6 ED) Powers Cost: 68 Cost Skill 10 +2 with DCV 3 Acrobatics 13- 3 Breakfall 13- 3 Concealment 11- 1 Seduction 8- 3 Shadowing 11- 5 Stealth 14- Skills Cost: 28 Cost Perk 3 Anonymity Perks Cost: 3 Cost Talent 3 Lightning Reflexes: +2 DEX to act first with All Actions Talents Cost: 3 Total Character Cost: 175 Pts. Disadvantage 10 Distinctive Features: Magical (possibly evil?) Creature (Not Concealable; Always Noticed and Causes Major Reaction; Detectable Only By Technology Or Major Effort) 20 Enraged: In Combat Situations (Uncommon), go 14-, recover 11- 5 Physical Limitation: Tiny (about a foot long, weighs about 10 pounds) (Infrequently, Slightly Impairing) 15 Physical Limitation: No Hands (Frequently, Greatly Impairing) 10 Psychological Limitation: Lecherous (Common, Moderate) 10 Psychological Limitation: Impulsive; Doesn't Like Complex Plans or Overthinking Problems (Common, Moderate) 15 Psychological Limitation: Must Obey His "Master" (Common, Strong) 15 Social Limitation: Rabbit; No Social Standing At All (Frequently, Major) Disadvantage Points: 100 Base Points: 75 Background/History: Nobody knows where the Devilbunny came from. From what little can be determined, he is some sort of magical imp or djinn who was imprisoned inside a small, indistinct lamp until such time as he was freed by his current master. Why was he imprisoned thus? And why is he forced by powers beyond understanding to obey the holder of the lamp? No one is entirely certain, but it's probably because he's an angry, ornary little cuss who's sole goal in life seems to be to break stuff and hurt people. He was obviously some sort of criminal or thug in the mystical world, and was stuffed into the lamp as punishment. His current circumstances might be some sort of mystical "parole". Personality/Motivation: He's... well, he's kind of a dick. Just don't ever say that to his face. His sole motivation seems to be to break stuff -- which he is shockingly good at (especially for something so small and harmless looking). Most of the time, he just hangs around, eating carrots and making snide comments. But when his master cuts him loose, he is a fearsome warrior indeed, able to chew through walls, trees, rocks, and people with equal ease. Powers/Tactics: Rush in, break stuff, hurt people. He is a big hammer, and everything looks like a nail to him. If the bunny is ever killed (and he has been, a few times), he vanishes in a puff of sparks and smoke, only to reappear again in roughly the same place a few hours later (cursing and stomping his feet angrily). He sometimes likes to pretend to be some sort of walking dead creature for a few days (or weeks) afterwards, just to frighten (or annoy) people. Campaign Use: Combat wombat. When a fight starts, set him loose and watch the carnage. Otherwise, all he's really good for is making snarky comments (and possibly sneaking around, since he's so small). Appearance: The Devilbunny looks pretty much like an ordinary rabbit. He has long ears, a twitchy nose, big thumper feet, short white fur, and a cotton tail. To those who are magically sensitive, though, he radiates magical (with just a hint of something darker) energy. Oh, and he talks (with an American accent).

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yeah, we're all a bunch of dorks!

Re: [Campaign] The Fearless Monster Hunters Yes, I definitely intend to come back to FMH. The heroes still have to prevent the Everwinter and save the world, right?

Re: Musings on Random Musings Uh huh. So I apply to be an astronaut and they'll be all like, "Hey bunny, we're going on a space-picnic to Mars!" And as soon as we get there they'd be all like, "Oops, we forgot the napkins, we'll just zip down to the space-7/11 and get some, we'll be right back." And then I'm sitting there waiting and wondering when they're coming back while they're all laughing at how they ditched me. Yeah, I'm not falling for that one again!

Re: Online Steampulp Game He's a straight-up combat monster with some fun RPing potential. I could probably trim down his points if necessary, but you know how that is. Is anyone playing a archaeologist or librarian or researcher-type who wants to be my "chain holder"?

Re: Online Steampulp Game I've got a bizarre concept, but so far he's working out to be like 50 more points than the limit you gave. I might post him anyway just fer grinz. Question: Is there magic in the world?

Reading comprehension: Not my strongest suit

Re: D&D 4th Here's a dumb question for those who have finished reading the book (or played). What is the whole "2[W]" notation? Is that a multiplier on the amount of damage you inflict, or what?

Re: Via Rebooted - 15 Years Later Is Gift a PC or an NPC?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I think the exchange went something like this: Rocket Ranger: Mighty Huntress: Mighty Huntress: There it is! RR: Where? MH: There! Right in front of us! RR: I don't see anything. MH: It's that giant zeppelin thing, right there! RR: What? Where? MH: OK, you see that cloud there? RR: Yeah... MH: The one that looks like a zeppelin? RR: Yeah... MH: That's the zeppelin. RR: Zeppelin? Where?

Re: The cranky thread Well, my boss somewhat sympathizes. These guys have been dragging their feet the whole time, and I think pretty much the whole company recognizes that. I just don't want to be holding the bag when it comes to a head.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Sorry to hear that, Chad. Want me to see if I can't hook you up with a job in the pr0n industry?

Re: And off we go! I like reading your writeups, Mark! Really sounds like a good game (poor Khatz!).

Re: [Campaign] The Fearless Monster Hunters After nearly a year and a half of running the Fearless Monster Hunters weekly, I've decided to put the game on temporary hiatus. Could be a few weeks, could be a few months before we get back to it. I've just gotten a little burned out; ideas are harder and harder to come by, and I don't feel like I've been on the top of my GM game lately. So rather than keep running until I'm completely wiped out, I've decided to put the game on pause (we seem to be at a pretty good stopping point) and let someone else run for a while. Recharge my GM batteries, as it were. Thanks to everyone for reading about our adventures!

Re: The cranky thread You know what sucks? Having a huge responsibility, but having no authority. My Boss: You need to get a "Best Practices" going for this new division. Me: OK . OK, here's y'all's new Best Practices. Please begin implementing them immediately. Them: No. Me: It's not your call; you need to start doing this. Them: No. You can't make us. Me: Guess you're right. Hey boss, my task is complete, but they aren't doing it. Boss: Hey! Things are going to crap over there! What happened to those Best Practices I told you to write up? Me: I did it, they refused to implement it. I have no power to force them to, so it has languished. Boss: Well, make them implement it! Me: What authority do I have to do this? Boss: None. Me: Well then, we are at an impass. The BPs are ready to go, but if I have no authority to force them to use them, there is nothing further I can do. Boss: Well... come up with something!

Re: Steve Reviews INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL My lovely bunny wife managed to score a couple of free tickets to Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, and we went to see it last week. Capsule Review: Raiders is my favorite, followed closely by Crusade. Apparently, the producers thought Temple was lonely, way back there in a distant, distant last place, so they made this movie to keep it company. More detailed review under the spoiler button: Overall review: Too much Temple of Doom, not nearly enough Raiders of the Lost Ark. I'm glad I didn't pay to see it, and I can only give it two fedoras out of a possible five. Bunneh sez: You're going to see it regardless, so see it at the dollar theater.