Re: CHAMPIONS OF THE NORTH -- What Would You Like To See?
"Hey...
I'm not a acrobatic dwarf, or a furry metal-boned mutant....
I don't have a gay twin brother or ties with the Plodex....
and I don't know James, Heather or Walter from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I wear armour, not armor.
I speak English and French, not Lemurian.
And I pronounce it 'knockback', not 'knockboot'.
I can proudly paint my country's flag on my powersuit.
I believe in peace keeping, not vigilanteism,
diversity, not disintergration,
and that the sasquach is a truly proud and noble animal.
Runners are sneakers, an elastic is a rubber band,
and you're eating HAM, not real Canadian bacon! Just HAM!!!!
Canada has the eleventh largest Gross Domestic Product!
The first European settlement!
and the best part of the Champions Universe!
My name is Retronaught!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!"