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SteelCold

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  1. The Human Capitalist. Other types of goons might include Computer Hackers, Safecrackers, Wheelmen/Getaway Drivers, Disguise Experts/Actors.
  2. Hey, we almost forgot the Florida Man-o-mobile.
  3. Shadowbat Shadow-Wing Kinghtshade
  4. Florida Man and his sidekick Largo Keyes.
  5. Too bad all the Mexican Supervillain Wrestlers are in the WWE.
  6. Batman (after capturing the Joker) - " Tell all that to his victims or their loved ones."
  7. Kung Fu Komodo, leading a lawsuit against Po the Panda over stealing his name.
  8. "I am the greatest Pharaoh of all! Not even Death and the gods cannot stop me! I am the Devourer, the Overseer, the Voice of Set!!! All that you see before you, below you and above you belongs to me! I AM KARLOFF!!! Call me Karl and I shall tear your tongues from your disrespectful mouths."
  9. The 4th Edition book, Normals Unbound had Iggy the Vampire, the tourist who was foolish enough to free Stalker and was "rewarded" by being turned into a vampire.
  10. I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.” - Shelley. Nuff said.
  11. In short, don't stop whatever you were doing for years already as comic book writers always hit their empty heads into walls.
  12. When your future self time travels to warn you about the upcoming apocalyptic event, don't bother to ask him or her who won the Super Bowl. Neither of you won't remember it anyway once the timeline is restored.
  13. Mumm-Ra. En Sabah Nur (Marvel can sue me if they want to.) Mastaba. Qa'a - last pharaoh of the first dynasty. Shabti. Ushabti. Ammut the Dead-Swallower. Montu the Nomad.
  14. The 4th Edition Champions book, Alien Enemies had a group alien parasites which took human hosts and proclaimed themselves as gods of the ancient Romans: Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Luna, Bacchus etc. When the hosts die, the parasites simply took over another body. Another example of this would be The Insects of Shaggai by Ramsey Campbell. Yes, nothing will shake the Priest PCs' faith more than to find out the god of healing he worshipped is really a cannibalistic slug.
  15. Never go to a mad scientist's garage sale.
  16. To borrow a line from Ben Kenobi: "That's no moon its a space station." Its always going to be a space station when villains are involved.
  17. You might want to limit the Flesh spells to physical/archery and melee attacks instead of magic/energy. That's what Wards in the school of Restoration are for. (Wards are also great against dragons breath if you can maintain the ward and have enough mana.)
  18. Its easier to create a fantasy world rather than make one based on the real world even if its from a comic book. Too much stuff to ground reality on to have any fun and the effort will make the GMs feel like they wasted their time coming up with a superheroic campaign setting.
  19. Q: What's an Ulronai's version of committing suicide? A: Taking a bath.
  20. Mulan, Aurora, Merida and Jasmine gather their armies to invade Arendalle and Atlantica.
  21. I thought it was a stigmata effect or something.
  22. Next Issue of Outback Comics - THE INVASION OF THE PLATYPUS MEN FROM PLANET MONGORR!!!
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