Pariah

And potatoes. Lots and lots of potatoes.

Moo?

Q - My wife thinks I'm having an affair with the girl at Hot Dog On A Stick. Ridiculous, isn't it? A - You'll only think you got dunked in a vat of banana custard!

Where is Pommieland, anyway?

The series wouldn't have sold hundreds of millions of copies and made Meyer rich enough to retire six times over. But the movie (singular) would have been made as an Indy film and won the Best Picture Awards at Cannes and Sundance.

Bruce? Seriously?

Did you just use the word 'surely' twice in the same sentence?

Disco dancing flash mob.

Excellent! I can increase my post count without coming up with any new content!

"Cannibal Surf Babe" by Marillion

I think I just found inspiration for my next Champions character.

Sounds like a personal problem, pal. What?

The President of the United States. It's part of his radical left-wing environmentalist agenda to brainwash us all into accepting the idea of global climate change so that he can shut down Big Oil and Big Coal.

That surprises me not in the least.

Ask Solitaire for her phone number. That's all he ever really wanted anyway.

ULS Classification:F-6 Label: Fundamental Forces Powerset: Manipulate/control forces of physics and similar characteristic (e.g. gravity, light, magnetism, density, probability, etc.); telekinesis Notable Members: Invisible Woman, Marvel Girl, Magneto, Shadowcat, Vision, Flash If people ignore you, it's their loss (or their DOOM). While not always as flashy as the big hulking smashers of brick walls, it's no exaggeration to say that you just very well might be the most powerful member of your superteam. Watch out for the quiet one indeed! Your particular skill set also means you have likely had to spend more time learning and developing your powers--yours are not the sort of abilities that any idiot can wield like a blunt instrument--You have power, but it requires... finesse. "Mind over matter" is a trite expression that has reached its zenith in yourself as you are always mentally controlling your environment, reshaping it to suit your vision--or more likely, putting things back in wisdom and order after the chaos of the wall-smashers! Genre-Savvy Tip: As you walk through walls of life, remember, some borders and barriers are there for a reason!

Yeah, you could certainly do worse.

With actual foil. Aluminum foil, specifically. It was that kind of a plan.

I've never seen an episode of Smallville, Arrow, or Gotham. Or, as Bazza well knows, Game of Thrones.

More cowbell.

You may be impeding him, C.

...and yet you keep coming back. It's like you're alternating between love and hate. (Sorry if that's a little judgmental, but I decided the direct method was best.)

What are you implying, anyway?

Or something like this:

This conversation has the potential to end very, very badly.