Asperion Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Every organization will develop "professional" titles, even if they are not formalized. Most of the time they will simply be expanded versions of some current title, such as management, accounting, director, etc. However, I can imagine situations where super organizations require specific titles for specialized roles. Let's get our creative juices flowing and work on making some (possibly all) these different roles. The more traditional roles will also be available, but let's put in something that makes them nontraditional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Ruggels Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Paranormal Evaluation, Employee resources?(Not everyone is human). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Scott Ruggels said: Paranormal Evaluation, Employee resources?(Not everyone is human). I kinda like "Inhuman Resources" myself. Eyrie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Ruggels Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 hour ago, steriaca said: I kinda like "Inhuman Resources" myself. The problem with that, though is that it is an unequal terminology if there are Humans in the organization, with a pejorative connotation. You would have Academics fainting all around the Universities over that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, Scott Ruggels said: The problem with that, though is that it is an unequal terminology if there are Humans in the organization, with a pejorative connotation. You would have Academics fainting all around the Universities over that one. That depends on if the Inhuman Resources work for the organization willingly or not. Inhuman Resources could always mean taking advantage of resources deemed not human, and this human rights do not apply to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUBA Hero Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Sapient Resources. Or Sophont Resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quackhell Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 The Eldritch Executive which is charged with overseeing magic and supernatural individuals and policies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja-Bear Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Or simply Agent Resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 2 hours ago, Ninja-Bear said: Or simply Agent Resources. "Oh, him? Yes, indeed; very important man. He's the Head of Commodities and Consumables." Scott Ruggels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 "The Sapient Officer In Charge Of Sapient Happiness And Enjoyment". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 "Quality Obstinancy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 "Welcone to our seminar on refocusing pleasure and redefining personal fulfillment benchmarks. We are going to cover a lot of ground here, and fairly quickly. Please, as you don your VR headsets, remember always that there is nothing worse than a dirty brain...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Cross-Time Communications Specialist Heist Planning Assistant Secretary (Crimes Against Children Unit) - That's a real job title from the local government. But it'd take on a new meaning for an organization such as VIPER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUBA Hero Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist. (Shout out to Order of the Stick) Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 Thought corrector. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 I used to have business cards that said I was a “Specializing Consultant”. Occasionally someone would ask me why, and I’d tell them “Because “Salvage Consultant” was already taken,” Don’t worry, nobody else got it either. Some jokes are just for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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