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Hexagram 93 -- The Hot Wire

 

All falls silent as the Superior Cow starts to commit a humiliating error. Creatures from near and far turn to watch, and Heaven's Commissioner opens the MOTW feed so that none shall miss it. The Cao of the Cow will flow away rapidly, making a great mess, when the Cow's stream of urine finds the electrified wire in the nearby fence.

 

Situation Analysis: That which is gripped in no hands cannot be released, no matter how fervent the desire, so the retribution of Heaven cannot be shortened. Go ahead and scream loudly; all know of your catastrophic mistake and will be laughing about it for weeks.

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