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Re: A Thread for Random Mooings

 

And you still get excited over Frodo and Samwise mackin' out on Mount Doom?

 

Wow.

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Re: A Thread for Random Mooings

 

Personally, I think all the back and forth about who is good and who is bad is damaging the delicate psyche of this NGD. I feel we need to turn a corner, stay the course, be a rock. We can't flip-flop or be indecisive. We need to...oops, wrong thread...

 

 

Moo.

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Well here is goes


Moo are You

 

I woke up in on the Interstate

A farmer knew my name

He said "You can go sleep in the barn tonight

If you can get up and Moo away"

 

I staggered back to the manger

And the breeze blew on my back

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my haystack

 

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo

 

I took the tractor back out of the farm

Back to the inn Cow Singer

I felt a little like a dying sheep

With a streak of Debra Winger [:winkgrin:]

 

I stretched back and glanced around

And looked back my busy day

Eleven hours at Ragin' Bec's farm

God, there's got to be better way

 

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo

 

I know there's a place you farmed

Where milk falls from the teets

My heart is like a broken bottle

A seeping hole that can't be filled

 

I spit out like sour milk

Yet still recieve your kiss

How can I measure up to anyone now

After such a Moo as this?

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Re: A Thread for Random Mooings

 

Well here is goes


Moo are You

 

I woke up in on the Interstate

A farmer knew my name

He said "You can go sleep in the barn tonight

If you can get up and Moo away"

 

I staggered back to the manger

And the breeze blew on my back

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my haystack

 

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo

 

I took the tractor back out of the farm

Back to the inn Cow Singer

I felt a little like a dying sheep

With a streak of Debra Winger [:winkgrin:]

 

I stretched back and glanced around

And looked back my busy day

Eleven hours at Ragin' Bec's farm

God, there's got to be better way

 

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo?

Moo are you?

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo

 

I know there's a place you farmed

Where milk falls from the teets

My heart is like a broken bottle

A seeping hole that can't be filled

 

I spit out like sour milk

Yet still recieve your kiss

How can I measure up to anyone now

After such a Moo as this?

You are a GOD! I will rep you ASAP!

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