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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Eco friendly replacements for Napalm

 

Ethanol-based accelerants, which are made from corn, a renewable resource.

 

Of course, if you're using the stuff to burn down cornfields, then it's a little counterproductive.

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NT: Rejected strategies to elect John McCain

 

Use a likeable and attractive yet utterly clueless hockey mom with minimal experience in a failed attempt to both energize the conservative base and capture disillusioned Hillary Clinton supporters.

 

Oh, wait, "rejected". I thought you said "failed".

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NT: Rejected strategies to elect Ralph Nader.

 

New Campaign slogan: "A Corvair in every garage!"

 

New Topic: Circumstances under which it would be entirely appropriate to yell, "Suck it!" (Difficulty: No adult content! :tsk:)

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NT: The scandal that topples the local president of your homeowners association (or similar person of disproportionate importance)

 

It's discovered he has several dozen dead hookers buried in his back yard. No, no, it's not about the killing. It's just that you're supposed to get HOA approval before doing any major landscaping like that.

 

NT: Things you think you could find buried in a political candidate's back yard.

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