death tribble Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat God, I'd give my right eye for one of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'll never hear Nick Fury say. "I was so much cooler back before I looked like Samuel L. Jackson." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "A Centurion Tacitus Action play set - complete with spear, helmet and wooden cross. Warning, not suitable for children under the age of 12." NT: Things you'll never hear Nick Fury say. "Spongebob Squarepants is the most awesomest EVAR!!!" NT: Situations in which a tactical nuclear cannon makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Spongebob Squarepants is the most awesomest EVAR!!!" NT: Situations in which a tactical nuclear cannon makes sense. *during the worst week of the month* "What do you mean, women are the weaker sex?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations in which a tactical nuclear cannon makes sense. They are going to bring out a remix of Achy Breaky Heart ? Oh no they are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations in which a tactical nuclear cannon makes sense. "Hey, look, Carrot Top is performing tonight!" NT: Fall is here and leaves are turning color. How does Hulk go out and enjoy the splendor of nature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fall is here and leaves are turning color. How does Hulk go out and enjoy the splendor of nature? Bah ! Puny Hoover Dam ! HULK SMASH ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Fall is here and leaves are turning color. How does Hulk go out and enjoy the splendor of nature? "Ah! Tree pretty. Hulk loves." RIPPPPPPP "Hulk take home" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, look, Carrot Top is performing tonight!" NT: Fall is here and leaves are turning color. How does Hulk go out and enjoy the splendor of nature? A solo, baritone rendition of "It's not easy, being green..." Before I make my get-away, NT: Products that Superheroes could honestly endorse. Difficulty: Must be a real product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Products that Superheroes could honestly endorse. Difficulty: Must be a real product. "Hi, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman here! Y'know, sometimes my web shooters don't hit what I'm aiming at, and I'm left with sticky webs all over the place. That's why I always carry a bottle of Goo Gone..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Before I make my get-away' date=' NT: Products that Superheroes could honestly endorse. Difficulty: Must be a real product.[/quote'] "Howdy, bub. I'm Wolverine, here t' say a few words about Rogaine. No, I'm not bald. I use it on my arms and back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Before I make my get-away' date=' NT: Products that Superheroes could honestly endorse. Difficulty: Must be a real product.[/quote'] "Hi, I'm Superman, and let me tell you about Hanes Women's Panties!" NT: Other shocking revelations from Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other shocking revelations from Superman. The real reason Krypton's largest city remains in a bottle in his secret base. I mean, who else on earth has a millions of women as love slaves, and they can't do anything about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other shocking revelations from Superman. 'I always found Batman kind of hot, you know ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other shocking revelations from Superman. "Kryptonite doesn't actually affect me. I just have a masochistic streak I like to indulge once in a while." New Topic: Comic book retcons that need to be un-retconned, and how to accomplish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Comic book retcons that need to be un-retconned' date=' and how to accomplish it.[/quote'] "Hey, Tiger, looks like you just hit the jackpot! What? I was taking a shower, it must have all been a dream." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Kryptonite doesn't actually affect me. I just have a masochistic streak I like to indulge once in a while." New Topic: Comic book retcons that need to be un-retconned, and how to accomplish it. 'What is this "Ultimate Marvel" of which you speak?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Comic book retcons that need to be un-retconned' date=' and how to accomplish it.[/quote'] "Let me get this straight. Jean Gray was actually from some place called Alpha Complex, and each time she died she didn't come back from the dead. They just activated another clone." (long pause) "What the heck, it still makes more sense than Spidey's deal with Mephisto." NT: Not-so-great ideas for deals with the Devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Let me get this straight. Jean Gray was actually from some place called Alpha Complex, and each time she died she didn't come back from the dead. They just activated another clone." (long pause) "What the heck, it still makes more sense than Spidey's deal with Mephisto." NT: Not-so-great ideas for deals with the Devil. "I'd like to trade my soul for a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and two cans of Pepsi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Let me get this straight. Jean Gray was actually from some place called Alpha Complex, and each time she died she didn't come back from the dead. They just activated another clone." (long pause) "What the heck, it still makes more sense than Spidey's deal with Mephisto." NT: Not-so-great ideas for deals with the Devil. "Heh, let's trust the off-hand comments the Devil made and get Captain Marvel to make an honest deal with him! Everything will surely turn out right, cause, um, honesty is toxic to devils or something." (Yes, this actually happened in a DC comic. Never mind that 'The devil can quote scripture'. Never mind that trusting repeated off-hand comments from a trickster is foolish. Never mind that, morally, it's dubious at best. Never mind that it's an anti-climax...Grwawr!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-great ideas for deals with the Devil. "I'll sell you my soul if you promise to send me to hell." "Uh . . ." "I just hate uncertainty, OK?" NT: Ways to improve your little section of Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'll sell you my soul if you promise to send me to hell." "Uh . . ." "I just hate uncertainty, OK?" NT: Ways to improve your little section of Hell. Two words: Throw pillows. Wait. Three words: Fireproof throw pillows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'll sell you my soul if you promise to send me to hell." "Uh . . ." "I just hate uncertainty, OK?" NT: Ways to improve your little section of Hell. Irrigate, fertilize, cultivate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to improve your little section of Hell. Quit and get a new job. That's what I did. New Topic: Signs that Hell is going to be slightly less unpleasant than you'd imagined it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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