BoloOfEarth Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: BoloOfEarth's worst nightmare connected to his daughter's first date. {Difficulty: Nothing connected to sex} "Hi! Before I go out with your daughter, do you mind if I take your picture with this stuffed bunny?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Look sweetie, Free credit card!" NT: BoloOfEarth's worst nightmare connected to his daughter's first date. {Difficulty: Nothing connected to sex} Sorta a two-for one, but...He actually is good for her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: BoloOfEarth's worst nightmare connected to his daughter's first date. {Difficulty: Nothing connected to sex} BoloOfEarth: Young man, I want you to have her home by eleven thirty. Daughter's Date: End of November? No problem, man! New Topic: Superhero blind dates that went horribly, horribly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Superhero blind dates that went horribly' date=' horribly wrong.[/quote'] "Matt? Matt Murdock? He was just here a minute ago, bartender...." (At least he left enough cash for the bill....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Galactus and Ego the living planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "hi! Before i go out with your daughter' date=' do you mind if i take your picture with this stuffed bunny?"[/quote'] hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!!!! Rep bolo please!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst, cranialspasm! You should respond to the topic, then suggest a new one (since you're third). That's how things work around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst' date=' cranialspasm! You should respond to the topic, then suggest a new one (since you're third). That's how things work around here. [/quote'] Awww fine! Superboy and Robin. Robin lets out a sigh. "For the last time... I'm named after a bird!" NT: Worst superhero pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst superhero pet. Larry the Wonder Lamprey. He really sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rotgut the Intestinal Parasite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst superhero pet. "Listen, Flash, I know you want a pet and all, but I think Zippy the Wonder Sloth is maybe not the best mascot for you." NT: Michael Crabtree has apparently finally signed with the 49ers. How should the veterans haze him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Michael Crabtree has apparently finally signed with the 49ers. How should the veterans haze him? Leave fake news clippings lying around saying he's about to be traded to Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get him to play as Steve Young while they replay the 'concussion incidents' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Michael Crabtree has apparently finally signed with the 49ers. How should the veterans haze him? "The old hand grenade in the football trick." Which is actually "the old water balloon in the hand grenade in the football trick." "You'll be haunted by vicious cornerbacks and safeties every minute, Mr. Crabtree." "And LOVING IT!" NT: Sports that would be improved by the introduction of Maxwell Smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: Sports that would be improved by the introduction of Maxwell Smart. Hockey. When he answers his shoe phone and the skate blade cuts his ear off, the crowd will go wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Baseball managing the Royals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sports that would be improved by the introduction of Maxwell Smart. Golf. because he'd get to say 'Missed it by that much' every other putt. NT: Unlikely devices for Inspector Gadget to possess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely devices for Inspector Gadget to possess. "Go Go Gadget Ping-Pong-Ball Gun!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Golf. because he'd get to say 'Missed it by that much' every other putt. NT: Unlikely devices for Inspector Gadget to possess. ...Things that make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Golf. because he'd get to say 'Missed it by that much' every other putt. NT: Unlikely devices for Inspector Gadget to possess. Go Go Gadget Abacus! NT: Inadvertently Awesome Superhero Blind dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go Go Gadget Abacus! NT: Inadvertently Awesome Superhero Blind dates. Why just superhero? Deadpool and Harley Quinn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inadvertently Awesome Superhero Blind dates. Daredevil meets Power Girl for the first time... "My radar shows...that can't be true!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inadvertently Awesome Superhero Blind dates. Natasha Romanoff and Joe Quesada ... because we all know how Black Widows end their dates. NT: Inappropriate gifts that the 3 Wise Men could have brought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate gifts that the 3 Wise Men could have brought. "Thorns? THORNS?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate gifts that the 3 Wise Men could have brought. "A Centurion Tacitus Action play set - complete with spear, helmet and wooden cross. Warning, not suitable for children under the age of 12." NT: Things you'll never hear Nick Fury say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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