MilkmanDan Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Community college classes taught by various Posters on these Forums. Difficulty: may not be based on what they do for a living. "The Burden of Awesome: How to Cope, by MilkmanDan" NT: Ways I am clearly not all that awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Three words... No. Robotic. Arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I am clearly not all that awesome. You are called Milkman Dan and not Fireman Dan. If you were Fireman Dan indeed even if you were Voluntary Fireman Dan you would be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I am clearly not all that awesome. You hang out here at NGD with the rest of us weirdos. I mean, seriously. New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the arrival of colder weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the arrival of colder weather. The annual Nothing But A Thong foot race down main street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the arrival of colder weather. Stand on the window sill of your upper-story room and pee snowflakes on your enemies. (An ex-roommate who went to U Alaska Fairbanks told me that this happens up there in the dorm sometimes.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to celebrate the arrival of colder weather. Fly North for the Winter NT: Live Long and Prosper is being changed for today's generation. What is the new version ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fly North for the Winter NT: Live Long and Prosper is being changed for today's generation. What is the new version ? "Get old and get some!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Live Long and Prosper is being changed for today's generation. What is the new version ? Borrow Billions and Bailout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Live Long and Prosper is being changed for today's generation. What is the new version ? Die early so you don't burden the medical system and be taxed of all your money. NT: New genres for MMOs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New genres for MMOs. High fantasy. You know, magic, knights, orcs and trolls, huge flying mounts, stuff like that. Someone should really try something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New genres for MMOs. Politics. Start off by scoring points by posting inflammatory comments to blogs and making non sequitur arguments and even complete falsehoods. Advance in rank to become media pundit and free yourself even more of having to rely upon facts. When you master the art of saying things with no basis in reality whatsoever that pander to your chosen base population, you can go for the next step and run for office. After you've served your time there, then you go on to the ultimate level, becoming a lobbyist, and compel first the country and then the world to divert billions into your base, kowtowing to your senior punditudeness, while you live high on the hog doing things no ordinary citizen could get away with. Be a Conservative, Liberal, Moderate, Progressive, Green, Religious Party, or even a Socialist, as you claw your way to the top and live a life of power, luxury, and privilege paid for by everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Die early so you don't burden the medical system and be taxed of all your money. NT: New genres for MMOs. Iron Chef. NT: The most pointless thing to spend your lotto winnings on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most pointless thing to spend your lotto winnings on. More lotto tickets. Seriously, you think you're going to win twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Luxuries. You're going to need most of it for Lawyers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most pointless thing to spend your lotto winnings on. What do you mean you bought Guam? NT: More subtle signs that the color commentator for the World Series broadcasts has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that the color commentator for the World Series broadcasts has lost his mind. "Now, up to bat, Albert Pujols. Hee-hee. Poo-holes. His name means sphincters!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat This years series is between the teams with the two worst records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that the color commentator for the World Series broadcasts has lost his mind. "And the Cleveland Indians take the field..." NT: Lame excuses I can use to keep from letting my daughter borrow the car once she has her driver's license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And the Cleveland Indians take the field..." NT: Lame excuses I can use to keep from letting my daughter borrow the car once she has her driver's license. "We haven't ... licensed the tires yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lame excuses I can use to keep from letting my daughter borrow the car once she has her driver's license. 'Sweetie, it just isn't your colour.....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lame excuses I can use to keep from letting my daughter borrow the car once she has her driver's license. "Sure, sweetie, you can borrow the car, but you should probably know that I've decided to start living in the back seat with my new, extensive firearms collection in expectations of you starting dating." NT: Ways you could convince BoloOfEarth's daughter to let him tag along on the first date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you could convince BoloOfEarth's daughter to let him tag along on the first date. 'Sweetie, Death Tribble and Zornwil have been sighted nearby and Hermit has come off the fence so for your protection I'll come along' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you could convince BoloOfEarth's daughter to let him tag along on the first date. "Dearheart, Teh Bunneh is out there. Somewhere. He is looking for you, for he is out to consume all innocence. You cannot yet comprehend the menace he embodies. You must be strong and wary to thwart him. You family and teachers have tried to prepare you but your teaching is not yet complete. You are not ready for him. Your only hope for survival is to take along a dedicated, hardened, utterly trustworthy guardian. There is none better for this task than your father. As long as he takes along a massive armory." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you could convince BoloOfEarth's daughter to let him tag along on the first date. "Look sweetie, Free credit card!" NT: BoloOfEarth's worst nightmare connected to his daughter's first date. {Difficulty: Nothing connected to sex} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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