Cancer Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs there is no longer any such thing as "too far" on Adult Swim. This week on Adult Swim ... underwater birthing. NT: This year's Super Bowl halftime wardrobe malfunction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: This year's Super Bowl halftime wardrobe malfunction Brittany Spears, as part of her comeback tour, re-enacts her favorite scene from The Crying Game. Men all over the world feverishly delete nude pics from their hard drives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat John Maddan's Boobs on display! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mick Jagger's broken belt has unexpected consueqences. NT: Signs that you really are too old to rock and roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mick Jagger's broken belt has unexpected consueqences. NT: Signs that you really are too old to rock and roll. Mick Jagger's broken belt has unexpected consueqences. ... His depends show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Someone asks you if the last concert you camped for was one of Elvis' (Actually happened to OddHat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you really are too old to rock and roll. You've been dead over a month. But not before then!! EDIT: NT: The book that most definitely should NOT have been published, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A systemic analysis of my feces and it's odors - by Dr. Heinz Burningkettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Picasso Code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Pet Sematary" by Stephen King. NT: ......... How did that happen ? I've never done THAT before !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ......... How did that happen ? I've never done THAT before !!!!!! The Queen, three meter maids, and the entire 2003 Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleading squad, in my bedroom?!? How did that happen? I've never done THAT before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ......... How did that happen ? I've never done THAT before !!!!!! The entire nation of Paraguay in ruins at my feet? How did that happen? I've never done THAT before!!!!!! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ......... How did that happen ? I've never done THAT before !!!!!! My bills are all paid on time? How did that happen ? I've never done THAT before !!!!!! NT: If Canada conquered the Earth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Canada conquered the Earth... The Earth would be a great deal cleaner, calmer, and better managed, and the average level of human rights would skyrocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Canada conquered the Earth... Beer and pot for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bah, that's what you all say (referring to above)! WHY DO YOU THINK THE BIBLE HAS REVELATONS IN IT!? CANADIANS! NT: Bad ways to break up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad ways to break up. "Hate to do this, Annie dear, but I'm having your head chopped off." "Henry Tudor, you bastard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That was a great hummer, honey, but you're still not as good at it as your sister is." zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dammit! My arm fell off! AAAAAAAAAAGH! Now my Leg!!! What the hell is happening to MMF! NT: The first indication that your tax preparer is not on the up and up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The first indication that your tax preparer is not on the up and up. He wears a black mask, and carries a swag bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He asks, "So how much money do you want to get back from the government? We'll work backwards from there..." (BTW - this is a true story, happened to a friend of mine in trouble with the gov't for not paying taxes for a few years...and the tax guy not only got him off but got him paid a bunch of money, too!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He uses TurboTex, an off-market program, and works for Liberty Tax Service, the world's shadiest bunch of crap-monkeys every to cost me 3 c-notes. NT: Your Google search you hope Alberto Gonzales doesn't find out about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your Google search you hope Alberto Gonzales doesn't find out about... Orgasm Gymnast Lime Jello Wombat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your Google search you hope Alberto Gonzales doesn't find out about... Best Prices on "The Anarchist's Cookbook" (a book from the 60's on how to make bombs and other implements of destruction that was so full of factual errors that noted radical SF writer Leslie Fish speculated it was put together by "the man" so radicals would blow themsevles up instead of ROTC buildings). OT: The next post to this thread will be #3000. Make it good, folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He uses TurboTex, an off-market program, and works for Liberty Tax Service, the world's shadiest bunch of crap-monkeys every to cost me 3 c-notes. NT: Your Google search you hope Alberto Gonzales doesn't find out about... The one that went: "Alberto Gonzales" "golden showers" NT: The Google search you hope you never find out about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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