Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque. All the road markers on the Interstate say "Turn LEFT, stupid!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque. Everybody in town talks like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show -- and they keep offering you something called "lutefisk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "yes, I understand that Mr. Jackson decided to go on vacation before finishing the casting on "The Lord of the Rings" But for 3 years? NT: Signs you should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque. I"ll go for the obvious - you turn to the fellow who looks like Keyes_bill and ask where you are, and he seems puzzle,d too.... NT: Bad day to attempt that masterplan to take over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad day to attempt that masterplan to take over the world It's Tuesday. You know I hate Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad day to attempt that masterplan to take over the world "...which will split Europe, thus creating an easily exploitable rift and completes my plan. My time table is meticulously thought out to cover every eventuality. Nothing can go wrong! Nothing will stop me! Soon I will rule EVERYth--" "Son? What are you doing up there?" "Um, nothing mom!" "Clean your room or you're grounded!" "mmmblgrmblefrcknmmbl" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your goon squads are called out by their union on strike. NT: Strange new worlds that the Enterprise (whatever version) would decide to give a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange new worlds that the Enterprise (whatever version) would decide to give a miss. "An entire planet of tribbles, Number One? I believe my predecessor had some interesting encounters with the little creatures. Assemble an away team. This should be most enlightening." "If I may, sir." "Yes, Data?" "There appear to be some anomalies with the tribbles scanned thus far." "Anomalies?" "Yes sir. For example, at least one of the tribbles appears to have flaming eyebrows..." "Right, then. Geordie, warp us out of here. I want no part of that...that....thing." "Aye aye, sir." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spock: "The planet Absetinos is quite fascinating. Apparently the entire population is entirely invulnerable to erotic charms and seductions - " Kirk: "Move out of here, Scotty, Warp Factor 9!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...And thus Captain Kirk left the planet of Well oiled bodybuilders without setting foot on it. er, NT: Greetings Humans! We come in peace; we only want __________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat er, NT: Greetings Humans! We come in peace; we only want __________________. your young, nubile women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Greetings Humans! We come in peace; we only want __________________. ... more entertainment! The understated comedy of the Three Stooges; the deep, quiet wisdom of Lucille Ball; the variety of plots in Bewitched; the compassion and sympathy of Rod Serling. What? You mock our tastes? Fine. You will be food animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Greetings Humans! We come in peace; we only want __________________. Cheeseburgers. Lots and lots of cheeseburgers. Oh, and about a billion milkshakes. Where's the drive-thru? NT: Signs that the girl you just asked out has no clue about the concept of human sexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the girl you just asked out has no clue about the concept of human sexuality. My parents told me I shouldn'y date until I turned 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Will you be able to perform properly, or should I bring a vibrator for self-pleasure?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi. I'm Cindy, when do I orgasm?" NT: Signs that yur new date is all too familar with human sexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Will you be able to perform properly, or should I bring a vibrator for self-pleasure?" Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Will you be able to perform properly, or should I bring a vibrator for self-pleasure?" some of us are obviously lazier than others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that yur new date is all too familar with human sexuality. "My last boyfriend was hung like a horse, and after my last job in Tijuana I know that for a fact." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that yur new date is all too familar with human sexuality. "The only things I don't do on a first date involves multiple partners." NT: Why we have not been contacted by alien intelligences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why we have not been contacted by alien intelligences. FNORD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why we have not been contacted by alien intelligences. They picked up transmissions of various reality TV shows and decided it wasn't worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why we have not been contacted by alien intelligences. Because we're too dim to switch on our voicemail. NT: Signs that you have cruelly misjudged the intentions of the extradimensional visitor hiding in your closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you blast it to pieces and then find it was keeping the bogeyman from getting you. And the bogeyman is immune to guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you blast it to pieces and then find it was keeping the bogeyman from getting you. And the bogeyman is immune to guns. you blast it to pieces and find among the rubble a Valentine's Day Card... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He phones 1-900-ScatLuv instead of phoning home and eats your Paxil instead of Reeces' Pieces. NT: How can we explain to H-X the dfference between "extradimensional" and "extraterrestrial"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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