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NT: The components of the TV Dinner From Hell

 

19 alarm chili, Asparagus, and ranchers baked beans.

 

 

 

 

 

NT: We know the Seven Deadly Sins. Who are the Seven "Still don't want to meet in a dark alley, but will probably survive the experience" Sins?

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NT: We know the Seven Deadly Sins. Who are the Seven "Still don't want to meet in a dark alley' date=' but will probably survive the experience" Sins?[/quote']

  1. Show Pony-ness (anyone who has ever seen a hot chick who knows she's hot knows what this is)
  2. Dee dee dee (in a Carlos Mencia voice)
  3. Third Helpings (i.e. the "not quite gluttony" sin)
  4. The "a Two-at-ten-is-a-ten-at-two" sin
  5. Pre-morning caffeine Crankiness
  6. Passing The Buck
  7. Celine Dion

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NT: We know the Seven Deadly Sins. Who are the Seven "Still don't want to meet in a dark alley' date=' but will probably survive the experience" Sins?[/quote']

1. Management Speakiness

2. Talentlessness (including Paris Hiltonitis)

3. Degrading Intelligenceness (Calling someone Einstein by way of an insult ?)

4. You Suck because I say you Suckness

5. Terrify the populaceness (Now that the Killer Bees are gone up next disease carrying Ducks.....)

6. Corporate stupidity

7. The NRA

 

NT: Its worse than ___________________ on a trampolene

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NT: Beware Hero's' date=' ____________ has arrived. Prepare to meet you DOOM![/quote']

 

Beware Hero's, Misuses-The-Possessive-Case-Man has arrived. Prepare to meet you DOOM!

 

 

 

Psst, Tim! I'm assuming you meant to do that. ;)

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NT: Your new computer has just been delivered, and you didn't expect _____ to come with it.

Your new computer has just been delivered, and you didn't expect an abbacus to come with it.

 

 

 

NT: All Hail _____________, newly crowned King of Belgium

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