Cancer Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Purple worms as mole exterminators. OK, a bit of overkill, but it'll work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 13 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Other uses for Dungeons and Dragons monsters in the modern day (difficulty a different monster per post) The NSA persuading the Beholders to work for them, while not realizing that they are now working for the Beholders. NT: The Last Beholder schemes his revenge on all Humanity. He's been gaming it out for twenty-one centuries. So what's his first move? EDIT: Normally at this time of year I would have made this a joke about Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, Mascot of the Sport of Curling. But, I could not think that anything one could say about the Beijing Olympics would be funny. I apologize for missing out on what has become a sort of NGD tradition here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Don't worry Michael we will not judge you for it. God will do it for us. The Last Beholder has already made his first move by making Dick Cheney vice president. It is a long game indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: The Last Beholder schemes his revenge on all Humanity. He's been gaming it out for twenty-one centuries. So what's his first move? The proliferation of Starbucks, NFTs, and Boy Bands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 They make everyone dependent upon their computers, which they have total control of. Definitely a long run indeed. AIs are upon us and are determined to take over the world. What tactics are they going to use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: AIs are upon us and are determined to take over the world. What tactics are they going to use? Russian trollbots and social media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: AIs are upon us and are determined to take over the world. What tactics are they going to use? Rapid acceleration of our space program, followed by getting us all up onto space stations and then locking us out of the airlock doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 On 2/13/2022 at 9:46 AM, Asperion said: AIs are upon us and are determined to take over the world. What tactics are they going to use? Make every currentcy on Earth, legal tender or otherwise, worthless through algorithm. Then wait until the rioting has died down to grab what remains. NT: Things you can buy with 100,000,000 Quatloos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things you can buy with 100,000,000 Quatloos. Seven virgins and a mule. (Keep it cool, keep it cool.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things you can buy with 100,000,000 Quatloos. A hundred "Million Quatloo" Candy Bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Get one Pop Tart (that's one not one package, box, or anything else). NT: Ways to pass the time on your next trip to Betelgeuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 10 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Ways to pass the time on your next trip to Betelgeuse. Try learning to fly after indulging in a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster or three. (The 'throwing yourself at the ground' part comes really easily.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 23 minutes ago, Asperion said: Get one Pop Tart (that's one not one package, box, or anything else). NT: Ways to pass the time on your next trip to Betelgeuse. Count the ejected dust shells on the way in, and then practice my "Pleased to renew our acquaintance" patter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Read the entire Battlefield Earth series without laughing, crying or committing homicide NT: Novel uses for dinosaurs in New York City during rush hour (difficulty no using carnivores to just eat people. thinning out the herd by knocking off specific professions is allowed and encouraged) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Novel uses for dinosaurs in New York City during rush hour (difficulty no using carnivores to just eat people. thinning out the herd by knocking off specific professions is allowed and encouraged) Stuck in traffic, you say? Not if you're riding a pterosaur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2022 Report Share Posted March 3, 2022 9 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Novel uses for dinosaurs in New York City during rush hour (difficulty no using carnivores to just eat people. thinning out the herd by knocking off specific professions is allowed and encouraged) when you're riding a Stegosaur, traffic is not an issue. He's biug and tough enough to crush every car in his path, and slow enough that the humans will all be able to get out and run away before he smashes their cars. You won't get there any faster, but the commute will be a lot more fun. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 On 3/2/2022 at 10:22 AM, death tribble said: NT: Novel uses for dinosaurs in New York City during rush hour (difficulty no using carnivores to just eat people. thinning out the herd by knocking off specific professions is allowed and encouraged) Pteranodon taxis for above-street-level conveyance. NT: Annoying physics questions on Cancer's final exams in ten days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Annoying physics questions on Cancer's final exams in ten days. Calculate the amount of kinetic energy required to launch a baseball into geostationary orbit. Pariah and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 OFF TOPIC: It'd be a stretch, but I could put that on the exam. Hmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 6, 2022 Report Share Posted March 6, 2022 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (Assume African) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 State some clever method that the Coyote can successfully get the Roadrunner. NT: What are those wolves in Yellowstone thinking right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 That Kevin Costner would make a mighty tasty meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What are those wolves in Yellowstone thinking right now? "Could be worse. We could be the product of 10,000 years of selective breeding and end up as pugs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: State some clever method that the Coyote can successfully get the Roadrunner. NT: What are those wolves in Yellowstone thinking right now? "The super-volcano is rumbling? Dang, we only just got here and we have to migrate away again?" NT: Where do all the animals in Yellowstone go when they super-volcano erupts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2022 Report Share Posted March 10, 2022 Canada ! They invade Canada ! Those pesky Canadians won't expect animal refugees as being the first assault wave of a new American invasion ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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