Asperion Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 That super, extra special surprise that you have planned for the family this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 On 12/16/2021 at 10:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Reason to take the NORAD Santa Watch more seriously this year. It's the time when they can field test new stealth technologies in the live environment and no one pays much attention. NT: Odd features of SCS (Santa Claus Stealth) technologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 anti-politician missiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 Critical supply: reindeer hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 18 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Odd features of SCS (Santa Claus Stealth) technologies. Actually not so odd when you think about it - Rudolph has to wear a nose shield. Can't have him lighting up the theater of operations. NT: Embarrassing ways to ring in the New Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 Kissing your SO's identical twin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 "IS THERE NO TOILET PAPER IN THIS HOUSE?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 Accidentally using the wrong firewood in the fireplace and blowing up the neighborhood. NT: Funny things to say to a time traveler (funnier & crazier the better). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 43 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Funny things to say to a time traveler (funnier & crazier the better). "Hey, great to see you again. By the way, your future self stopped by and asked me to let you know that time travel causes impotence, so you may want to make this your last stop. Just sayin'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 By order of the immortal President Taft I sentence you to force feeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Funny things to say to a time traveler (funnier & crazier the better). "Hey, just between you and me ... is this a sterile, dead-end time branch? There's some trouble I'm considering that, well, if it doesn't really matter, then why not do it?" NT: Ambiguous statements you can make to cause people in fifty years to wonder if you were a time traveler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 I was never that convinced by the Buddy Holly Comeback tour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 "Well, at least NOW we know how a Trump presidency would have turned out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 "Can you direct me to the Nuclear Wessels?" NT: Subtle signs your friend the time traveler does not have your best interests at heart. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2022 Report Share Posted January 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: "Can you direct me to the Nuclear Wessels?" NT: Subtle signs your friend the time traveler does not have your best interests at heart. i read it as Nuclear Weasels..... President Q Anon says Hi ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 1/3/2022 at 1:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your friend the time traveler does not have your best interests at heart. "Turns out the trouble isn't Hitler or Timothy Leary or Jack the Ripper ... it's you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Wonder why he's interested in getting help with his phone box. NT: Nasty creatures that you discovered on your latest trip (nothing ordinary like bears or wolves). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Nasty creatures that you discovered on your latest trip (nothing ordinary like bears or wolves). Jackalopes. Ravenous, merciless, flesh-eating jackalopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 A shoal of ravenous Karens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Soul-devouring ether maggots. (For some reason they didn't like how I tasted.) NT: Even nastier hybrids of nasty exotic beasts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Space piranha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 34 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Even nastier hybrids of nasty exotic beasts Fire-breathing jackalopes. Ravenous, merciless, flesh-eating, fire-breathing jackalopes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 A Sasquatch with an Uzi, grenades, and a backup flamethrower, all because he wants to be left alone. NT: Reasons (besides weaponry) It's better to ;leave Sasquatch alone to do his thing in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Reasons (besides weaponry) It's better to ;leave Sasquatch alone to do his thing in peace. His legal team is vigilant, alert, well compensated, and the best in North America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 Because he's doing 'his thing' and no-one wants to see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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