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On 12/16/2021 at 10:55 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Reason to take the NORAD Santa Watch more seriously this year.

 

It's the time when they can field test new stealth technologies in the live environment and no one pays much attention.

 

NT:  Odd features of SCS (Santa Claus Stealth) technologies.

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18 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT:  Odd features of SCS (Santa Claus Stealth) technologies.

 

Actually not so odd when you think about it - Rudolph has to wear a nose shield.  Can't have him lighting up the theater of operations.

 

NT:  Embarrassing ways to ring in the New Year.

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43 minutes ago, Asperion said:

NT:  Funny things to say to a time traveler (funnier & crazier the better).

 

"Hey, great to see you again.  By the way, your future self stopped by and asked me to let you know that time travel causes impotence, so you may want to make this your last stop.  Just sayin'."

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

NT:  Funny things to say to a time traveler (funnier & crazier the better).

 

"Hey, just between you and me ... is this a sterile, dead-end time branch?  There's some trouble I'm considering that, well, if it doesn't really matter, then why not do it?"

 

NT:  Ambiguous statements you can make to cause people in fifty years to wonder if you were a time traveler.

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On 1/3/2022 at 1:38 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your friend the time traveler does not have your best interests at heart.

 

"Turns out the trouble isn't Hitler or Timothy Leary or Jack the Ripper ... it's you."

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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

NT:  Nasty creatures that you discovered on your latest trip (nothing ordinary like bears or wolves).

 

Jackalopes. Ravenous, merciless, flesh-eating jackalopes. 

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14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Reasons (besides weaponry) It's better to ;leave Sasquatch alone to do his thing in peace.

 

His legal team is vigilant, alert, well compensated, and the best in North America.

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