CrosshairCollie Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Multicomedian Tours that didn't quite take. Lewis Black and Denis Leary, the two angriest comics in the business. The tour started okay, but the strange trail of grisly murders is dampening ticket sales. NT: Rejected Power Rangers team themes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Rejected Power Rangers team themes. Power Ranger Fast Food Workers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Power Ranger Red Cross Workers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Power Rangers Ani Bacterial Team! NT: Top reason Cobra hasn't taken over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Top reason Cobra hasn't taken over the world. Their contractors, who also supply GI Joe, have tricked them into accepting armaments that have no effect whatsoever on living things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because if Samuel L Jackson won't tolerate Snakes on a Plane he won't tolerate Snakes taking over the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Top reason Cobra hasn't taken over the world. They are lead by Cobra Commander NT: The greatest invention never invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The greatest invention never invented. World Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The greatest invention never invented. If you believe Larry Niven, Time Travel. (Niven famously stated that anyone who invents Time Travel is almost cetrtainly going to un-invent it in the course of his experiments.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Flying Jet Packs. NT: Signs Enforcer 84 has completely lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Enforcer 84 has completely lost his mind. He starts making insightful and thought provoking posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Enforcer 84 has completely lost his mind. His plan to cryogenically freeze himself so he can wake up 200 years in the future and kill enforcers 741 through 779. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Enforcer 84 has completely lost his mind. Wait, he had one to begin with?! Okay, all right... He starts looking under the sofa. With a microscope. NT: Lamest supervillain origin story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Enforcer 84 has completely lost his mind. He uses the picture of an actual rock-star for his avatar. NT: Signs SatinKitty has totally lost her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lamest supervillain origin story. Whatever Foxbat happens to have come up with this week for his weekly, poorly-attended press conference. Last week it involved geetically-altered gerbils. The week before it was a pair of Boxer Shorts From Beyond Time and Space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are the son of a gypsy who was put to death for witchcraft, you go to a college and clash with a person of equal scientific abilities, you get thrown out of the college and acquire a scar which you blame your rival for and believe yourself disfigured as a result, you go somewhere hilly to develop mystic and scientific abilities and then go after your rival after he develops superpowers. Silly ain't it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His plan to cryogenically freeze himself so he can wake up 200 years in the future and kill enforcers 741 through 779. It would have worked too if I could have figured out the "shrinkage" Problem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lame Supervillain origin: I was bit by a radioactive Obilesk NT: Most creative use of the bit by a radioactive __________ origin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most creative use of the bit by a radioactive __________ origin. Bookmobile Man, bit by a radioactive librarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Most creative use of the bit by a radioactive __________ origin. "He says he was bitten by those chattering joke teeth... radioactive ones." "Dear god!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All right, let's hear it for the Incredible Lungfish-Man! Look at him evolve! NT: Signs you should have prayed to a different Dark Lord than the one you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All right' date=' let's hear it for the Incredible Lungfish-Man! Look at him [i']evolve![/i] NT: Signs you should have prayed to a different Dark Lord than the one you did. Cultist: Master...where are you going? Me: *sigh* I am taking out the garbage. You got a problem with that? *grumble grumble* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you should have prayed to a different Dark Lord than the one you did. *rumble* "I Live! I demand a sacrifice! Bring me...Hostess Fruit Pies!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you should have prayed to a different Dark Lord than the one you did. "We must now pay respects to our leige, The Dark Lord Chuckles, The Silly Piggy!" (Hadda do it again!) NT: What Santa left under Dubya's Christmas Tree last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Santa left under Dubya's Christmas Tree last year. "Say, Laura, what's this?" "I think it's called a brain, dear. Santa must have thought someone here needed one." "By gum, you're right! Here, Jenna -- CATCH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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