Thag13 Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey Laura, what's this here thing..." "its called a book dear," "Looks tasty!!!"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Clue?" Laura sighs and wonders when it's all going to stop. NT: What John Kerry Got from Santa last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Honey, what are those things on your feet?" "I think they're called flip-flops. Like 'em?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What John Kerry Got from Santa last year. "A decent vice-presidential candidate? Well, better late than never ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: What John Kerry Got from Santa last year. Nothing. Not even Santa still remembers who John Kerry is. NT: Signs that your Senator has a sinister ulterior motive for that wonderful new bill he's ramming through Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Senator has a sinister ulterior motive for that wonderful new bill he's ramming through Congress. "I call it the 'If You Don't Vote For This You're A Commie Mutant Traitor Who Hates America and Hates Jesus And Your Mother Too And Don't Read The Fine Print' Act." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I just want to say that the "Kneel Before Zod" act will change the way you look at American Government! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Now, how could adding 'Hail Ming' to the Pledge of Allegiance REALLY cause such a stir?" NT: Ming the Merciless's similarly named, yet less famous, siblings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ming the Merciless's similarly named' date=' yet less famous, siblings.[/quote'] "You think it's EASY going through life as Ping the Purseless?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ming the Merciless's similarly named' date=' yet less famous, siblings.[/quote'] Blingbling the Tasteless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ring the Restless (always been woken up) NT: The Tribble demanded that the board celebrate Gillian Anderson's birthday. She found out. She's pleased but not so by the lack of response from the boards posters. She and Tribble demand a show of respect to her divinity. What do you do to appease them ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Tribble demanded that the board celebrate Gillian Anderson's birthday. She found out. She's pleased but not so by the lack of response from the boards posters. She and Tribble demand a show of respect to her divinity. What do you do to appease them ? Post naked pictures of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Tribble demanded that the board celebrate Gillian Anderson's birthday. She found out. She's pleased but not so by the lack of response from the boards posters. She and Tribble demand a show of respect to her divinity. What do you do to appease them ? But... if she is a divinity... she wouldn't have been born, would she? So we're already showing our respect to her divinity by NOT celebrating a birthday that is obviously a fiction. [Edit: I like Tim's answer better!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat E-mail her naked pictures of David Duchovny (if you can find any). NT: The next otherwise innocuous items to be banned from commercial aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat E-mail her naked pictures of David Duchovny (if you can find any). Is that a challenge...? NT: The next otherwise innocuous items to be banned from commercial aircraft. "I'm sorry, ma'am, you can't bring that on the plane. You'll have to stow it." "What?...my baby...?? But he'll die!" "Rules are rules, ma'am." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next otherwise innocuous items to be banned from commercial aircraft. Dollar bills, needed to get into the pay toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The next otherwise innocuous items to be banned from commercial aircraft. I'm sorry, due to terrorists being able to hide things in their pockets, I'm afraid you'll have to board teh plane naked. NT: The least likely team to win the World Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The least likely team to win the World Series. The Portland Trail Blazers (mainly because they don't even play baseball.....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Oakland Raiders due to the number of penalties they would receive including roughing the pitcher and clipping the batter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Yomiuri Giants, much to Chiyo-chan's disappoinment. (Somewhere in the Tokyo Dome there is a luxury suite with Chiyo Mihama's name on it awaiting her return from America....) NT: Tamaranain holidays that make it a good time for Robin to be out of town, on a deserted island, for the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The ancient festival of 'Let's murder my sister's boyfriend' which Blackstar (Starfire's sister believes can be celebrated anytime and anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Branding of the Boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Free translation: "National Open Minds Day" Literal translation: "Bust Open Skulls Day" NT: The unusual ergonomic aid sitting next to your workstation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The unusual ergonomic aid sitting next to your workstation. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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