death tribble Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Play the Orange cinema ad which ends with the line 'No-one puts Swayze in the corner' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Patrick Swayze is dancing pantless on your lawn. How do you get rid of him? Call Julie Newmar NT: Jessica Alba is dancing pantless on your lawn. Come up with a reason that you have to get rid of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lolth does not tolerate competition and would kill her otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jessica Alba is dancing pantless on your lawn. Come up with a reason that you have to get rid of her. The demon she's summoning is sure to cause more damage than watching her dance pantsless is worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jessica Alba is dancing pantless on your lawn. Come up with a reason that you have to get rid of her. Per the rules of our Homeowner's association, Hollywood starlets can only dance pantless on the sidewalk. NT: What you want to give George W. Bush for a Christmas present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you want to give George W. Bush for a Christmas present. An exit strategy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you want to give George W. Bush for a Christmas present. English Textbook, Dictionary, and a word a day calendar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Emergency organ surgery. Whether he needs it or not...... NT: Tales from the Crypt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tales from the Crypt Zombies against Enigma: How the Undead Broke the Nazi Codes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tales from the Crypt The Day the Cryptmaster Wept A heart-touching tale of love, loss and the undead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Why the Custondian Didn't Go Home. NT: Subtle signs that the janitors at your child's school are out of their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the janitors at your child's school are out of their collective minds. Extended dance routines every time someone pukes on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the janitors at your child's school are out of their collective minds. They've been discovered stealing middle school biology experiments...for a BBQ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the janitors at your child's school are out of their collective minds. They insist they be called "sanitation engineers." NT: The new, politically-correct name for white trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The new' date=' politically-correct name for white trash.[/quote'] High-albedo surplus goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The new' date=' politically-correct name for white trash.[/quote'] "Paris Hilton" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The new' date=' politically-correct name for white trash.[/quote'] "Paris Hilton" Foul. I know white trash who would be deeply offended by that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They insist they be called "sanitation engineers." NT: The new, politically-correct name for white trash. Alabaster Detritus. NT: Skittles flavors that should not be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Skittles flavors that should not be. "Have a Grass Stain Skittle" "I knew selling the brand to Botty's was a big mistake...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Skittles flavors that should not be. "Let's see . . . our new Russian Explosion Skittles feature our new exciting flavors of Beets, Vodka, Potatoes, and Bitter, Bitter Tears." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I take it the Arsenic Blend is meeting sales resistance, Smith." NT: Reasons that anti-terrorism drills always fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons that anti-terrorism drills always fail. Difficult to find people to simulate the suicide bombers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I take it the Arsenic Blend is meeting sales resistance, Smith." NT: Reasons that anti-terrorism drills always fail. You can't stop a terrorist with a drill. Hammers work better. "In the name of Allah ..." *WHACK!*THUD* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lazy American Pig-Dogs!!!! They Can't Think like a Ruthless Terrorist!!! Their Tight Pants and Clean Bodies interfere! NT: Reasons why Terrorists get kicked out of Terrorist training camps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons why Terrorists get kicked out of Terrorist training camps. "I do not wish to be blowing self up. Can we not just give mighty noogies to the infidels instead?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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