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NT: New Idea for a MMORG that hasn't been done yet.

 

The Deep Brown Ooze: Microbes in a septic tank. Which is worse: eat or be eaten? Which gets you where you want faster: Cilia or flagella? How best to stink it all up: methanogen or fermentation? Here's where to find out! Be one of the Big Chunks that Floats to the Top!!

 

 

NT: Ergonomic stress-reducing tools you'd really like to have at your workstation.

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NT: Ergonomic stress-reducing tools you'd really like to have at your workstation.

 

A special chair with excellent lumbar support, the ability to adjust to a variety of positions depending on the work I'm doing, and an armrest with a big red button I can push to send electric shocks to coworkers who annoy me.

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NT: The advertising slogan for a new werewolf-oriented business.

 

"Are you tired of being constantly harassed and defeated by various bumbling, humorous oafs? If so, then try our new Seven Steps to Werewolf Success! Step one? Just eat the annoying bastards. Step two? Seriously, just eat them. Step three? No, don't screw around. Eat them now. Step four? No, not in the dungeon. EAT THEM.

 

For our remaining secret three steps, call now!"

 

NT: You want to stop the neighborhood kids from smashing your jack-o-lanters. What do you do?

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NT: You want to stop the neighborhood kids from smashing your jack-o-lanters. What do you do?

 

Hire a rotating staff of well armed mercenaries, each covering an assigned period of time with orders to shoot to wound, so the kids will spread the message to the other punks in the neighborhood.

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