Psybolt Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here on Gilligan's Isle!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Good evening and welcome to the 5 O'clock News... NT: signs we may have "overestimated" our heroes resolve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: signs we may have "overestimated" our heroes resolve. "Villain! Cease thy foul destruction, and face my wrath! I would have words with . . . By Odin's beard! I hath broken a nail!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: signs we may have "overestimated" our heroes resolve. "OH GOD, NOT IN THE FACE!!!" "Ben Grimm, you are embarassing us ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wonder Woman: 'Say Despero ? Can we do this some other time ? I have a hair appointment and you have to pay full charge if you cancel this late' NT: What can stop the Detriot Lions from having a season where they win more games than they lose ? (like this season) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What can stop the Detriot Lions from having a season where they win more games than they lose ? (like this season) Fire reigning down from the heavens, with the sinners paying for their sins. Detroit being a winner: sign of the Apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What can stop the Detriot Lions from having a season where they win more games than they lose ? (like this season) A 16 game season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What can stop the Detriot Lions from having a season where they win more games than they lose ? (like this season) Matt Millen still has the ability to make personnel changes mid-season and will find a way to screw things up. NT: Signs that God is actually indeed on the Detroit Lions' side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Dallas Cowboys suffer all the plagues in the bible. (God's team indeed......) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that God is actually indeed on the Detroit Lions' side. They eat the Saints. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that God is actually indeed on the Detroit Lions' side. The Gatorade changes into a fine red wine... NT: Signs that the Detroit Lions sold their souls to the devil for their good season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Detroit Lions sold their souls to the devil for their good season. Eminem and other rappers are too scared of them to rap or dis them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Detroit Lions sold their souls to the devil for their good season. They're 4-2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Detroit Lions sold their souls to the devil for their good season. They're from Detroit. If that's not Hell on Earth, I don't know what is. NT: Inappropriate times to do the "Hokey Pokey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to do the "Hokey Pokey." When clearing brush in the yard, and running the cut stuff through a chipper for easier composting. You put your left foot in You put your left foot out You put your left foot in And you shake it all about ... Ewwwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to do the "Hokey Pokey." "Before we decide whether the defendant lives or dies, if everyone would get together in a circle...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate times to do the "Hokey Pokey." "Sir, please leave your grandmother's limbs in the casket so we can get on with the service." NT: Things you should not do with your grandmother's corpse (difficulty--Oddhat can give infractions, you know). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sir, please leave your grandmother's limbs in the casket so we can get on with the service." NT: Things you should not do with your grandmother's corpse (difficulty--Oddhat can give infractions, you know). Joey, I know your grandma always had a smile on her face, but I really don't think she would have appreciated you drawing one on in black magic marker. (And don't even get me started on the moustache and goatee!) And no, I don't think clown makeup would have been a better idea, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you should not do with your grandmother's corpse (difficulty--Oddhat can give infractions' date=' you know).[/quote'] "Check out my new ventriloquist dummy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Use her for a Dressmaker's Dummy. NT: Really embarrassing ways to die: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really embarrassing ways to die: Dying after not going to the doctor when your errection lasts more than 4 hours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Strangling yourself with a child's safety seat belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Self inflicted auto erotic asphyxiation. NT: Quick ! The Nuns are after you ! Why, what did you do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Quick ! The Nuns are after you ! Why' date=' what did you do ?[/quote'] Took pictures of them doing the Hokey Pokey during prayers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Quick ! The Nuns are after you ! Why' date=' what did you do ?[/quote'] Toss a pantsless altar boy into their midst and way for the ensuing rush of priests to distract them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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