Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-subtle signs your cat is nowhere near as smart as you'd thought. The mice are holding him for ransom ("Leave an open jar of peanut butter by the mousehole or Fluffy gets squicked.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-subtle signs your cat is nowhere near as smart as you'd thought. It's fallen asleep on the banister, guaranteeing that the moment it wakes up and stretches, it's going to fall down a complete flight of stairs. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It can't solve Pi to 3 decimal places let alone 20 NT: Signs that the Mafia are sucking up to the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Mafia are sucking up to the police They ask politely if it would maybe be OK if they went out and whacked Vinnie on Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Mafia are sucking up to the police Buying 400 tickets to the policemen's ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Mafia are sucking up to the police NUNZIO'S DONUTS Complimentary coffee and donuts to uniformed Law Enforcement Officers, 24 by 7 NT: Favorite donut varieties of comic book heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Favorite donut varieties of comic book heroes "I like the ones with the rainbow sprinkles. Ya gotta problem with that, bub?" >snikt< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Favorite donut varieties of comic book heroes YOU SMASH HULK'S CRULLER! HULK SMASH YOU!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Plain Cake Donut, Batman? *mmfghuffm-I like them* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Favorite Beverage of your Favorite Villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Favorite Beverage of your Favorite Villain. Dr. Doom: "Clear spring water ... from that goblet made from Richards' skull." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Favorite Beverage of your Favorite Villain. "RHINO LIKES FRILLY PINK DRINKS, BUT DO NOT SUGGEST RHINO IS OVERCOMPENSATING!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dr. Doom: "Clear spring water ... from that goblet made from Richards' skull." hard rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Favorite Beverage of your Favorite Villain. When I, Ultron, take some down-time to archive older memory files, I like to enjoy a good case of Valvoline 10W30 motor oil! (pours glass) Just look at the way it glistens in the sun! And boy, does it go down smooth! (glug, glug, glug...) NT: "I know we're out of bullets, but don't let it stop you, lads! Ready! Aim! ______________!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When I, Ultron, take some down-time to archive older memory files, I like to enjoy a good case of Valvoline 10W30 motor oil! (pours glass) Just look at the way it glistens in the sun! And boy, does it go down smooth! (glug, glug, glug...) NT: "I know we're out of bullets, but don't let it stop you, lads! Ready! Aim! ______________!" Snausage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I know we're out of bullets' date=' but don't let it stop you, lads! Ready! Aim! ______________!"[/quote'] "Ready! Aim! Well . . . OK, boys, I can't lie to you. We're outnumbered, surrounded, and out of ammunition. You're all going to die. I, on the other hand, am going to go back to my headquarters to bang hookers. Your sacrifice is appreciated, yadda yadda, all that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "I know we're out of bullets' date=' but don't let it stop you, lads! Ready! Aim! ______________!"[/quote'] Throw 'em NT: Hulk and Juggernaut walk into a bar and ____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hulk and Juggernaut walk into a bar and ____________________ Everybody else walks out. Very, very carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hulk and Juggernaut walk into a bar and ____________________ Leave immediately, because with the priest, the rabbi, the minister, the two nuns, the horse, the duck, the frog, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Milton Berle, Jacques Chirac, and the eight-toed, one-armed midget, the joke is already full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Throw 'em NT: Hulk and Juggernaut walk into a bar and ____________________ promise to use the door next time. NT: If Batman and Catwoman dated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Batman and Catwoman dated. Batman would so much less uptight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Batman would not be able to do the crime fighting job properly as he would have the biggest grin you ever saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Batman and Catwoman dated. Robin would spend many nights alone in his room "thinking" of the tight cat suit. NT: Favorite songs as sung by Banshee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hazel eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Favorite songs as sung by Banshee "Why do birds . . ." " . . . suddenly appear . . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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