MilkmanDan Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Figure out a way John Edwards could win the U.S. presidential election. 10d6 Mind Control, Area Effect, Megascale, OIF Pretty Hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's going to require seven dwarves, a Time machine and some ducks. NT: What you would do with seven dwarfs, a Time Machine and some ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would do with seven dwarfs' date=' a Time Machine and some ducks.[/quote'] Go back to the 1920's and pitch a few ideas to Walt Disney....for a percentage, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would do with seven dwarfs' date=' a Time Machine and some ducks.[/quote'] Let's just say it would put me under indictment in five different states and three different centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you would do with seven dwarfs' date=' a Time Machine and some ducks.[/quote'] Ever heard of a film called Time Bandits ? Well that. Only with a Time Machine instead of the map. Oh and the ducks. Let's see people explain ducks on the Titanic... NT: On bombers and fighters during World War 2, teeth and all sorts were painted. So things that should not be painted on Zepplins and commercial airliners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat tribbles of death. tribbles of undeath are ok in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: On bombers and fighters during World War 2' date=' teeth and all sorts were painted. So things that should not be painted on Zepplins and commercial airliners.[/quote'] a Target Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: On bombers and fighters during World War 2' date=' teeth and all sorts were painted. So things that should not be painted on Zepplins and commercial airliners.[/quote'] Pictures of Mightybec in the traditional pinup girl pose (and wardrobe). Actually, those shouldn't be painted anywhere. New Topic: Nose art you'd have on your starship/X-Wing/Viper fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On the X-Wing the infamous Leia outfitted by Jabba picture On the Viper the infamous Boomer vs Number Six vs Starbuck fight in jello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Nose art you'd have on your starship/X-Wing/Viper fighter. Jimmy Durante Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Nose art you'd have on your starship/X-Wing/Viper fighter. The broad side of a barn. I'd then hope a Stormtrooper was piloting the TIE Fighter opposing me. NT: In haiku form, describe your feelings towards a dairy product of your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In haiku form' date=' describe your feelings towards a dairy product of your choice.[/quote'] Month old buttermilk Drink the whole carton, gulp, gulp. Throw-up all day long Low-fat, skim-milk, low Carb, vitamin C enriched Yogurt. Gods, how bland! {Two for the price of one. } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eat Chubby Hubby And don't go out to the gym Be Chubby Hubby (Chubby Hubby is an ice cream flavor from Ben & Jerry's) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In haiku form' date=' describe your feelings towards a dairy product of your choice.[/quote'] Some old yogurt Found in the back of my fridge. Spoiled or good? Who cares! NT: What Indiana Jones was really doing between the Last Crusade and the Crystal Skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Indiana Jones was really doing between the Last Crusade and the Crystal Skull. Recovering. He's not so young any more, you know; takes longer to recuperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Indiana Jones was really doing between the Last Crusade and the Crystal Skull. Grading all the papers he was supposed to have graded during the Lost Arc/Temple of Doom/Last Crusade era. Oh, and submitting articles for publication in scholarly journals. It's the only way to maintain tenure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Some old yogurt Found in the back of my fridge. Spoiled or good? Who cares! NT: What Indiana Jones was really doing between the Last Crusade and the Crystal Skull. Trying to find a set of Holy Flatware and Holy China to match the Holy Grail. NT: If the interior decorator you just hired was actually a supervillain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Getting from one room to another gets more interesting as you negotiate the death traps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If the interior decorator you just hired was actually a supervillain. The color scheme is an unattractive mix of green and purple. "Your room is done . . . so says KANG!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If the interior decorator you just hired was actually a supervillain. "The bead curtain made of the bones of your vanquished enemies is always a subtle way to convey the magnitude of your power and completeness of your victory in a simple, subtle, understated way. It's especially effective if you can restrict each curtain to one particular bone, especially a small one. For instance, letting strings of the fourth cervical vertebrae, wafting gently in the cooling breeze, is a magnificent way to portion off an otherwise intimidating large space, for instance, between the living room and the casual dining area. You're limited, of course, to the harvest from those foes whose bodies remain sufficiently intact to recover the selected bone, but with sufficient motivation your minions will get it right sooner or later. And if not, well, minions can be perfectly acceptable bone donors, too." NT: Bathroom fixtures of the rich and supervillainous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bathroom fixtures of the rich and supervillainous. "And that golden toilet seat was actually cut from the breastplate of Iron Man's armor after I kicked his @ss in '98...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I find the screams of the damned particularly soothing while I luxuriate in my bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bathroom fixtures of the rich and supervillainous. "As an American, you probably do not recognize this device. It is a bidet. Yes, a bidet! Doom likes to feel as fresh as possible!" NT: Waste disposal-related jobs various supervillains could go into once they decided to go onto the straight and narrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Magneto could work the scrap metal yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The forms will be made out in Triplicate, and no pencil -- Pen! So says Doom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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