CrosshairCollie Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Washington Screw The Taxpayers Because We Want A New Stadiums NT: Features you'd like to see in the Tesla Roadster, the new electric sports car. SUV-seeking missiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Features you'd like to see in the Tesla Roadster' date=' the new electric sports car.[/quote'] A price under $110,000 NT: Alternative fuels nobody wants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative fuels nobody wants "It gets a good 150 mpg and all, but it's still been incredibly hard to sell Puppyoline to stations. Of course, it'd probably help if the gas station clerks didn't have to load live puppies into the pump themselves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative fuels nobody wants "We're no longer going to use dead dinosaurs to power our cars. From now on, we'll use live ones." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative fuels nobody wants "It burns human waste to power the vehicle. That's why the driver's seat looks like a toilet." New Topic: Not-So-Famous Last Words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Look, honey, we have three kids left! It's helping the environment! NT: What Dr Doom Serves his guests for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Not-So-Famous Last Words "Toaster hammock burgle burgle pretty mommy happy light goo goo goo."--Ronald Reagan. NT: What Dr Doom Serves his guests for breakfast. "Today, you will eat eggs over easy, plus toast. And jam! Fresh apple jam! So speaks Doom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Dr Doom Serves his guests for breakfast. Their decapitated heads on a silver platter with hash browns and orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Dr Doom Serves his guests for breakfast. "The special today is Eggs ala Doom--They're to die for! And we have Mimosas!" NT: What The Hulk serves his guests for breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What The Hulk serves his guests for breakfast Huge, steaming piles of fresh Hulk feces. And you will eat it, because Hulk wants you to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What The Hulk serves his guests for breakfast Green eggs and ham. "Hulk will serve them on a boat. Hulk will serve them on a goat. You will eat with corned beef hash, you will eat or HULK WILL SMASH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Count Chocula. NT: Congratulations ! You have said the one superpower you've wanted most is immortality ! Well, now you have it ! Tell me, what will you be doing in 50 years ? 500 ? 5 Million ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congratulations ! You have said the one superpower you've wanted most is immortality ! Well' date=' now you have it ! Tell me, what will you be doing in 50 years ? 500 ? 5 Million ?[/quote'] 50 years--wishing I'd also asked for eternal youth. 500 years--gurgling. 5 million years--dreaming of my last poop, almost 5 million years hence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congratulations ! You have said the one superpower you've wanted most is immortality ! Well, now you have it ! Tell me, what will you be doing in 50 years ? 500 ? 5 Million ? 50: Watching the Chicago Cubs finally make the World Series 500: Watching the Chicago Cubs finally WIN the World Series 5 Million: Doesn't matter because when the Cubs win the World Series, the world will come to an end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congratulations ! You have said the one superpower you've wanted most is immortality ! Well' date=' now you have it ! Tell me, what will you be doing in 50 years ? 500 ? 5 Million ?[/quote'] 50 Years: Lamenting the fact that everyone I grew up with is now dead. 500 Years: Cashing in on all those investments I've made. I'm a multi-trillionaire! 5 Million Years: Making my way toward Milliway's in a leisurely fashion. New Topic: Okay, let's try it again: No-So-Famous Last Words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Okay' date=' let's try it again: No-So-Famous Last Words[/quote'] You ... you ... poo-poo head .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Okay' date=' let's try it again: No-So-Famous Last Words[/quote'] Go ahead! Shoot! I dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Okay' date=' let's try it again: No-So-Famous Last Words[/quote'] "You know, Dr. D., that armor makes your butt look HUGE." NT: Incredibly inappropriate ways to commemorate Cinqo de Mayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know, Dr. D., that armor makes your butt look HUGE." NT: Incredibly inappropriate ways to commemorate Cinqo de Mayo. Taking over Mexico? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Incredibly inappropriate ways to commemorate Cinqo de Mayo. Chowing down on Qarnitas and Quervo because you can't tel the difference between C and Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Incredibly inappropriate ways to commemorate Cinqo de Mayo. Deporting everyone caught celebrating the holiday back to Mexico. New Topic: Favorite superhero movie (and why). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Deporting everyone caught celebrating the holiday back to Mexico. New Topic: Favorite superhero movie (and why). The Incredibles, as it proved you can make a superhero movie without a high body count (discounting the 'Omnidroid test runs', there's no proof that anybody was killed during the movie, including Syndrome, under 'no body, not dead' regulations). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Favorite superhero movie (and why). Elektra, because . . . oh God, I can't even make a joke. I'm just going to go shoot myself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Iron Man because it gave a new credible enough origin for the character and made the comic book one look like a real nitwit at best. And explained the colour scheme really well. NT: If you had Tony Stark's money and company what would you do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you had Tony Stark's money and company what would you do ? Buy all of Canada, fill it with space heaters, and laugh maniacally when everybody is unable to play hockey on their slushy rinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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