CrosshairCollie Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Printing "I survived the Mayan apocalypse and all i got was this lousy T-Shirt" T-shirts. NT: Lesser known predictions of the apocalypse. "Detroit Lions went 16-0 and won the Super Bowl?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lesser known predictions of the apocalypse. "Millions of Americans will care more about Paula Abdul than who's President." We're in trouble, folks.... NT: Paula Abdul is the new President! How will things change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paula Abdul is the new President! How will things change? Instead of wars, conflicts will be resolved via breakdancing contests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Millions of Americans will care more about Paula Abdul than who's President." We're in trouble, folks.... NT: Paula Abdul is the new President! How will things change? We'll become best friends with the Taliban, because Opposites Attract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Paula Abdul is the new President! How will things change? The rest of the world will stop laughing up their sleeves at USA politics. And start laughing out loud. NT: Other countries' presidents/premiers/prime-ministers/etc. that deserve laughing at, and why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other countries' presidents/premiers/prime-ministers/etc. that deserve laughing at' date=' and why.[/quote'] Iceland's president Ólafur Ragnar Grímsson. {nelson} Your government just collapsed. Ha ha! {/nelson} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other countries' presidents/premiers/prime-ministers/etc. that deserve laughing at' date=' and why.[/quote'] Luxembourg's. Why? It's like a suburb of Belgium. Why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other countries' presidents/premiers/prime-ministers/etc. that deserve laughing at' date=' and why.[/quote'] France. I mean, c'mon, it's France. NT: What the French say when American poke fun at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the French say when American poke fun at them. "Vous pouvez railler, mais au moins nous n'avons pas Paula Abdul!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat France. I mean' date=' c'mon, it's [i']France[/i]. NT: What the French say when American poke fun at them. "Ph*que ouf!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the French say when American poke fun at them. "Nous capitulons!" NT: I can't think of any good slurs for somebody from the Netherlands; think one up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I can't think of any good slurs for somebody from the Netherlands; think one up. By their own admission, they say that Dutch isn't a language; it's a hereditary throat disease. PS: anyone who thinks Drop Licorice is good must be out of their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I can't think of any good slurs for somebody from the Netherlands; think one up. Taken that finger out of the dike yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I can't think of any good slurs for somebody from the Netherlands; think one up. "So, you're from the Nether Regions?" New Topic: Creative uses for tapioca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I could tell you but I would be banned from the Internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative uses for tapioca. Force feed it to Paris Hilton until she puts on weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative uses for tapioca. Glue packages of tapioca to anvil; drop anvil on Chuck Woolery's head. NT: Think up a good Champions Universe game show, including title and what it takes to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Think up a good Champions Universe game show' date=' including title and what it takes to win.[/quote'] "...and welcome to Outfox The Foxbat! To win our game, you must stop the nefarious villain's Master Plan before he...Oh, you've already done it. Wow. Once, just once, I'd like to be able to read the entire introduction. Oh well, here's your trip to Jamaica. Enjoy! Can we have another contestant, please, John?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Think up a good Champions Universe game show' date=' including title and what it takes to win.[/quote'] Slamdance with Grond Victory condition: you survive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's Jeopardy with Mechanon ! The clue here is to so boggle Mechanon's logic that he suffers a collapse and has to download into his next body. Careful ! You need to be able to run as you need to be away from the metal freak when he blows up. NT: Time Management Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Time Management The Doctor: "You called?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Time Management The property-ownership subsidiary of Time-Warner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Time Management "Hello? Miss? When you put me on hold, you said it would be 'just a minute.' It's now been 15 minutes. I'd like my 14 minutes back." NT: What Enforcer84 would do with 15 minutes of fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hello? Miss? When you put me on hold, you said it would be 'just a minute.' It's now been 15 minutes. I'd like my 14 minutes back." NT: What Enforcer84 would do with 15 minutes of fame. Squander the last 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Enforcer84 would do with 15 minutes of fame. "I'd like the phone number for Scarlett Johansen please. And hurry up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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