BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this isn't the football game you're looking for. One of the teams is the Detroit Lions. Or, for that matter, the University of Michigan Wolverines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One of the teams playing is the Dallas Cowboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that this isn't the football game you're looking for. "Seriously? I'm supposed to get excited about the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl?" NT: Things that would need to happen for the Lions to win the Super Bowl next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would need to happen for the Lions to win the Super Bowl next year. Well, with all this cold weather, Hell *has* frozen over... (alternate suggestion) Use real lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Seriously? I'm supposed to get excited about the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl?" NT: Things that would need to happen for the Lions to win the Super Bowl next year. Every other team disbands, so the Super Bowl next year is The Lions vs. Absolutely Nobody. And then, it's still a toss-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that would need to happen for the Lions to win the Super Bowl next year. They sign the entire NFC Pro Bowl squad. NT: Signs that you're about to become a Detroit Lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you're about to become a Detroit Lion. Your team in the XFL folded, you got cut by two different teams in the CFL, and your Arena League team just suspended operations for the season, when your agent calls and says, "Hey, guess what...I got you a tryout!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you're about to become a Detroit Lion. You are executed by the state after being convicted of the murder of seventeen children, four nuns, six puppies, and Bill Cosby. You arrive in Hell, confronted by a cackling demon. You ask, "Is it hot pokers? Immersion in boiling blood? Being impaled on jagged spikes?" The demon cackles. "No, worse. You get your dream of playing football for a living, but it's for . . ." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You get drafted by the franchise. what ? NT: Signs that you are an Englishman in New York Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you are an Englishman in New York You not only don't speak the language, you can barely recognize it at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you are an Englishman in New York They sell you a bridge that really isn't all that old, and with proper care and a bit of cleaning up would look nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you are an Englishman in New York Everyone hates you. Wait, that's just New York, never mind. NT: Things that should be done to Illinois Governor Blagojevich instead of simple impeachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that should be done to Illinois Governor Blagojevich instead of simple impeachment. Set him as an evangelical faith healer somewhere in Gaza. Tha tmight be too close to honest work for him, but it's a step in the right direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat BURN HIM ! And have people dance naked around him on a Saturday night. wait.... that's Boise Idaho any night of the week.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that should be done to Illinois Governor Blagojevich instead of simple impeachment. Very complicated impeachment. NT: Subtle signs that you no longer have the support of your constituents. (Difficulty: no violence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you no longer have the support of your constituents. (Difficulty: no violence) They set you back down. Oh, maybe that's not what you meant by their "support"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you no longer have the support of your constituents. (Difficulty: no violence) "Who are all these people, and why do they keep throwing shoes at me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are the president of the NGD. (Just ask Enforcer, Keyes_Bill and Mightybec who could tell you stories) NT: Death Tribble absent for two days. Either why or who is responsible for the absence ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat YNT: Death Tribble absent for two days. Either why or who is responsible for the absence ? He had a bad flaming eyebrow day, followed by a stint in the burn unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are the president of the NGD. (Just ask Enforcer, Keyes_Bill and Mightybec who could tell you stories) NT: Death Tribble absent for two days. Either why or who is responsible for the absence ? He was forced to crush a Klingon uprising in another sector of the Galaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble absent for two days. Either why or who is responsible for the absence ? If he was lucky, Gillian Anderson. NT: The Mayans predicted an apocalypse in 2012; what are you doing to prepare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Mayans predicted an apocalypse in 2012; what are you doing to prepare? Making and selling a bunch of "Sarah Palin for President" bumper stickers. I might as well help the apocalypse along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Mayans predicted an apocalypse in 2012; what are you doing to prepare? Buying up cheap Central American real estate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Mayans predicted an apocalypse in 2012; what are you doing to prepare? Printing "I survived the Mayan apocalypse and all i got was this lousy T-Shirt" T-shirts. NT: Lesser known predictions of the apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lesser known predictions of the apocalypse. The stars will fall, the sky will burn, and the rivers will run orange with sharp cheddar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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